"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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How many of you have had a chick "go down on you in a theater"? What happened afterwards?

Had it happen once, 2nd date...woman clearly was super into me...she suggested we sit in the back row...theater was very uncrowded...about halfway through the movie she moves over and starts making out with me...I grab her hand and put it on my c0ck she starts rubbing it thru my jeans and then without warning she undoes my belt and unzips my pants and starts deepthroating me...to this day still have no idea how the movie ended.

After the movie we went and fvcked for about 3 hours straight...
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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No action in the theater, but I don’t recommend a similar situation while driving. Concentration challenge…
 
marmel75

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billtx49 said:
No action in the theater, but I don’t recommend a similar situation while driving. Concentration challenge…
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Hahaha!! Nice...yeah I could see that as a problem...

I've gotten quite a few of those in vehicles but never while I was driving...happened while we were parked somewhere.
 
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billtx49 said:
No action in the theater, but I don’t recommend a similar situation while driving. Concentration challenge…
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Had the BJ while driving lol it's tough but eventually pulled over. Wasn't trying to crash her new Benz, man she was wild.
 
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