:crackup:skirtChaser said:only two things in this world smell like tuna, and one of them is tuna.
You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?
Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.
One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.
Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.
:crackup:skirtChaser said:only two things in this world smell like tuna, and one of them is tuna.
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
TheLadiesMan said:ALSO!... if you plan on eating some... make sure she hasn't had seafood that day. Fish goes right there, and will stink things up a bit.
Hey, great idea!! We'll call it "snatcholate", for that cocoa fresh feeling. Your lover's will love you for it.skirtChaser said:geez maybe next time I should just go and get some dark chocolate. I'd rAther have a cocoa smelling snatch then a tuna smelling snatch anyday of the week
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
skirtChaser said:I'm just curious about how many men eat snatch?......some men love it and what it brings to the table, some men refuse to, thinking its too submissive for a man to eat snatch, some men thinks its gross. I definitely prefer shaved snatch as oppossed to a hairy snatch, I think a hairy snatch has the tendency to taste like urine. how do you guys feel about this?...how long are you with a girl before you start eating snatch?....I've never went home with a girl I've met that night and ate her snatch, nor do I think this practice would be safe. I think its more risky eating snatch then it is for women sucking hog. what's your opinion on all this?......lets all sound off on this.. i'll take your answer online, thank you
There's no greater pleasure in the world than to dive into a sweet tasting pu$$y.joekerr31 said:if a woman could take a pill that would make her snatch taste like cotton candy or something then this problem would be fixed.
STR8UP said:There's no greater pleasure in the world than to dive into a sweet tasting pu$$y.
Only problem is, even if it starts out tasting like candy when she gets worked up you get that inevitable "mouth full of pennies" taste from her love juice.
:crackup:STR8UP said:"mouth full of pennies" taste from her love juice.
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.