"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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who eats snatch?

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Colossus

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The ONLY way I will go down on a girl is if she is my LTR. My last gf had a really nice pu$sy, so i actually enjoyed it. Its gotta be clean and shaved though. Nothing worse than that funky, fishy smell.

Guys that think they're above that need to get over it. Its part of the sexual experience.
 

TheLadiesMan

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Hells yea, who here's eatn a$$?

I eat it, can't get enough of it. It's all part of the "experience" for her. Lick her walls, rub her cl*t, insert a finger or two in her, all at the same time and she'll lose her mind. Then you fvck da hell out of her. Rinse, repeat.

Eating a woman's a$$... now that's something I ain't crazy bout, but have... 4 times. I'll lick her a$$hole ONLY, if I get to wash it.

One more thing... eating pvssy is a skill. After 24 plus years of doing it, you'll know a few tricks that will help her soak her sheets.

ALSO!... if you plan on eating some... make sure she hasn't had seafood that day. Fish goes right there, and will stink things up a bit.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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TheLadiesMan said:
ALSO!... if you plan on eating some... make sure she hasn't had seafood that day. Fish goes right there, and will stink things up a bit.
:D That's probably not true, but its funny anyway. :crackup:
 

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what about oysters?....everytime I take a skirt out for some she screws me like crazy that night and I've never noticed any residual effects. I heard caLamari makes em screw like crazy also but never tried that. I'm not so crazy about calamari. geez maybe next time I should just go and get some dark chocolate. I'd rAther have a cocoa smelling snatch then a tuna smelling snatch anyday of the week
 

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skirtChaser said:
geez maybe next time I should just go and get some dark chocolate. I'd rAther have a cocoa smelling snatch then a tuna smelling snatch anyday of the week
Hey, great idea!! We'll call it "snatcholate", for that cocoa fresh feeling. Your lover's will love you for it.

We'll be millionaires in no time.

Man my business sense is going crazy right now...
 

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Is there any other reason to get up in the morning?
 

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if a woman could take a pill that would make her snatch taste like cotton candy or something then this problem would be fixed.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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skirtChaser said:
I'm just curious about how many men eat snatch?......some men love it and what it brings to the table, some men refuse to, thinking its too submissive for a man to eat snatch, some men thinks its gross. I definitely prefer shaved snatch as oppossed to a hairy snatch, I think a hairy snatch has the tendency to taste like urine. how do you guys feel about this?...how long are you with a girl before you start eating snatch?....I've never went home with a girl I've met that night and ate her snatch, nor do I think this practice would be safe. I think its more risky eating snatch then it is for women sucking hog. what's your opinion on all this?......lets all sound off on this.. i'll take your answer online, thank you

Negatory.
 

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yeah it takes awhile to get used to eating snatch, but it does drive women crazy, and at some point in a LTR she's going to be begging for it, I was in a LTR and we had a disagreement over something that weekend we were planning a trip, I was trying to smooth things over so we could go on the trip and she said the only way she would go is if I ate snatch that night, it was the first time I munched some snatch, I know I shouldn't have given in but actually was glad that I munched that weekend, she was a hottie so it kinda took some pressure off, it wasn't as bad as I was expecting and it turned her wild.
 

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joekerr31 said:
if a woman could take a pill that would make her snatch taste like cotton candy or something then this problem would be fixed.
There's no greater pleasure in the world than to dive into a sweet tasting pu$$y.

Only problem is, even if it starts out tasting like candy when she gets worked up you get that inevitable "mouth full of pennies" taste from her love juice.
 

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STR8UP said:
There's no greater pleasure in the world than to dive into a sweet tasting pu$$y.

Only problem is, even if it starts out tasting like candy when she gets worked up you get that inevitable "mouth full of pennies" taste from her love juice.

STR8UP,

This is the single greatest description I've ever heard. If I could compound rep points I would!

Fan-fvckin-tastic!
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Is that even a question!? Eating pvssy is great (if shes clean). To the dudes who don't, do you let your girl suck your d!ck? Hypocritical not to return the favour, no?
 

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I find this topic intersting, I had no idea so many people are against eating snatch. I've always said

liquor up front and poker in the rear.
 
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