"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Every.

Chance.

I.

Get.

Gets me going, gets her going, how is this even an issue?

Date hotter women (i.e. those not so fat as to have 'Gunts') who shave, and you wont have to go down on stinky, furburger. Your opinion will change overnight.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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To each their own.

As for me, I should be doing this on Tuesday morning, along with plenty of other exciting things.

^_^
 

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Last Man Standing said:
Licking a girl's stank hole is a submissive act, which is against a man's aggressive nature and thus, an abomination! This is the weak man's desperate last attempt to pleasure her and not himself!!!
I think a minimum amount of viewing time of the Discovery channel should be required watching for all kids. Obvioulsy, we have adults out there that don't know what is and is not normal behavior for mammals.

The act is even Darwinian. What purpose(s) does this serve? I can think of at least a few.

LMS, please go back to school and pay attention this time.

Azanon
 

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Rollo Tomassi said:
Date hotter women (i.e. those not so fat as to have 'Gunts') .
What is a Gunt? Dare I ask, perhaps I do not want to know. :)
 

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Johnny Soporno said:
So you're comfy with feltching her, or having her give you a 'Hot Karl' or 'Cleavland Steamer' or licking her a$$hole, but you won't lick her knish?

Your loss, my man.
And the guy who has the reading comprehension level of an 11 year old say's I'm the elementary kid. Haha, bring on some more humor, yeah?, I'm enjoying your company here...where did I say I'm comfy with licking a woman's a$$hole? If I wouldn't eat a woman's snatch, why would I lick her a$$hole? Maybe you will partner, but I'll steer clear of that direction.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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edger said:
And the guy who has the reading comprehension level of an 11 year old say's I'm the elementary kid. Haha, bring on some more humor, yeah?, I'm enjoying your company here...where did I say I'm comfy with licking a woman's a$$hole? If I wouldn't eat a woman's snatch, why would I lick her a$$hole? Maybe you will partner, but I'll steer clear of that direction.
You did say everything. Don't jump down his throat because you didn't use the best wording. :trouble:
 

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Master Bates said:
Why isn't Last Man Standing banned for being a f*cking retard yet?
He is sort of a forum mascot at this point. Some people have cows, others have jackasses, we have LMS.
 

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i'm not familiar with the term "gunt".


eating ***** is great if its a nice *****. don't think its something that you have to do. if the ***** looks delicious then help yourself to a piece of hair pie.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Johnny Soporno said:
That's cute! You call your the other kids in your homeroom class 'co-workers!' ;)
LMAO! This gets my vote for best quote of the year. Hehehe,..


Mr.Positive said:
What is a Gunt? Dare I ask, perhaps I do not want to know. :)
Half gut, half cvnt, ergo, Gunt. Also known as a Fupa,...Google Gunt it's a riot,..

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gunt
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fupa

How is it I'm educating the younger guys with this? You should be telling me this sh!t,..
 

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Hell, I eat every goddamned thing. The pvssy, the butt, the thigh, even the fvcking ankle (though toes and the soles are out).

If I have expectations of phenomenal oral skills I better have the same goal.
 

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Ace of Flames said:
Don't jump down his throat
Is this some kinda joke, or are you blind? Go re-read his first sentence, and you'll see why I responded how I did.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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I like eating snatch after she gets out of my hot tub. if a guys not so into it that is definitely a way to enjoy it a little more, its also got to be a shaved snatch. this is a must, must requirement. anytime I'm banging a chick over two months shes always wanting me to "munch box", if some broad wanted me to munch without shaving I would insist before moving forward. back in the early 90s I was banging this chick and she wanted me munch snatch, I insisted she shave her ******, she did, (they always do), well sometime after that we broke up and I didn't see her for 10 years, then we hooked back up for some "drill practice", I noticed her ****** was shaved and she told me its been waxed since we were together years before, you are actually doing them a favor by mentioning it.
 

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wtf is a snatch?
 

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ok i just looked it up on urban dictionary.... smelly/filthy pvssy....
 

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edger said:
Is this some kinda joke, or are you blind? Go re-read his first sentence, and you'll see why I responded how I did.
So, you over-reacted? I see that just fine. Don't be so defensive when someone is just playing around. You'd be pissed all the time if you and I hung out.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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