Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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Rollo Tomassi

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Every.

Chance.

I.

Get.

Gets me going, gets her going, how is this even an issue?

Date hotter women (i.e. those not so fat as to have 'Gunts') who shave, and you wont have to go down on stinky, furburger. Your opinion will change overnight.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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To each their own.

As for me, I should be doing this on Tuesday morning, along with plenty of other exciting things.

^_^
 

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Last Man Standing said:
Licking a girl's stank hole is a submissive act, which is against a man's aggressive nature and thus, an abomination! This is the weak man's desperate last attempt to pleasure her and not himself!!!
I think a minimum amount of viewing time of the Discovery channel should be required watching for all kids. Obvioulsy, we have adults out there that don't know what is and is not normal behavior for mammals.

The act is even Darwinian. What purpose(s) does this serve? I can think of at least a few.

LMS, please go back to school and pay attention this time.

Azanon
 

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Rollo Tomassi said:
Date hotter women (i.e. those not so fat as to have 'Gunts') .
What is a Gunt? Dare I ask, perhaps I do not want to know. :)
 

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Johnny Soporno said:
So you're comfy with feltching her, or having her give you a 'Hot Karl' or 'Cleavland Steamer' or licking her a$$hole, but you won't lick her knish?

Your loss, my man.
And the guy who has the reading comprehension level of an 11 year old say's I'm the elementary kid. Haha, bring on some more humor, yeah?, I'm enjoying your company here...where did I say I'm comfy with licking a woman's a$$hole? If I wouldn't eat a woman's snatch, why would I lick her a$$hole? Maybe you will partner, but I'll steer clear of that direction.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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edger said:
And the guy who has the reading comprehension level of an 11 year old say's I'm the elementary kid. Haha, bring on some more humor, yeah?, I'm enjoying your company here...where did I say I'm comfy with licking a woman's a$$hole? If I wouldn't eat a woman's snatch, why would I lick her a$$hole? Maybe you will partner, but I'll steer clear of that direction.
You did say everything. Don't jump down his throat because you didn't use the best wording. :trouble:
 

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Master Bates said:
Why isn't Last Man Standing banned for being a f*cking retard yet?
He is sort of a forum mascot at this point. Some people have cows, others have jackasses, we have LMS.
 

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i'm not familiar with the term "gunt".


eating ***** is great if its a nice *****. don't think its something that you have to do. if the ***** looks delicious then help yourself to a piece of hair pie.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Johnny Soporno said:
That's cute! You call your the other kids in your homeroom class 'co-workers!' ;)
LMAO! This gets my vote for best quote of the year. Hehehe,..


Mr.Positive said:
What is a Gunt? Dare I ask, perhaps I do not want to know. :)
Half gut, half cvnt, ergo, Gunt. Also known as a Fupa,...Google Gunt it's a riot,..

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gunt
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fupa

How is it I'm educating the younger guys with this? You should be telling me this sh!t,..
 

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Hell, I eat every goddamned thing. The pvssy, the butt, the thigh, even the fvcking ankle (though toes and the soles are out).

If I have expectations of phenomenal oral skills I better have the same goal.
 

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Ace of Flames said:
Don't jump down his throat
Is this some kinda joke, or are you blind? Go re-read his first sentence, and you'll see why I responded how I did.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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I like eating snatch after she gets out of my hot tub. if a guys not so into it that is definitely a way to enjoy it a little more, its also got to be a shaved snatch. this is a must, must requirement. anytime I'm banging a chick over two months shes always wanting me to "munch box", if some broad wanted me to munch without shaving I would insist before moving forward. back in the early 90s I was banging this chick and she wanted me munch snatch, I insisted she shave her ******, she did, (they always do), well sometime after that we broke up and I didn't see her for 10 years, then we hooked back up for some "drill practice", I noticed her ****** was shaved and she told me its been waxed since we were together years before, you are actually doing them a favor by mentioning it.
 

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wtf is a snatch?
 

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ok i just looked it up on urban dictionary.... smelly/filthy pvssy....
 

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edger said:
Is this some kinda joke, or are you blind? Go re-read his first sentence, and you'll see why I responded how I did.
So, you over-reacted? I see that just fine. Don't be so defensive when someone is just playing around. You'd be pissed all the time if you and I hung out.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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