drakeisfire
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Seriously?
Always pissed off.
Starting fights.
Angry.
I mean seriously.
Always pissed off.
Starting fights.
Angry.
I mean seriously.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
White people of SoSuave, what is up with Italians?
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
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Master Don Juan
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Impressive difference between those from the north and those from the south, its cultural not racial btw.
Never had problem with those from the north anywhere in Europe I met them, those from the south are basically cleaned up northern africans in terms of behaviour.
Even a simple queue at the airport becomes a reason of conflict with such people but again its cultural not racial, plenty of blonde southerns who behave that way.
Funny thing is that the most aggressive and annoying are also the ones more likely to be pvssywhipped.
Never had problem with those from the north anywhere in Europe I met them, those from the south are basically cleaned up northern africans in terms of behaviour.
Even a simple queue at the airport becomes a reason of conflict with such people but again its cultural not racial, plenty of blonde southerns who behave that way.
Funny thing is that the most aggressive and annoying are also the ones more likely to be pvssywhipped.
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