"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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which version of milk is good for an adult : 2%, 3.25%, 100% homogenized

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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mrRuckus

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Boxer said:
Now what about milk? Lets look away from domestication. Do you think a wild cattle is going to let you suck it's nipples? Hell no. The fact that this cattle is producing milk means she has a reason to, to feed her calf. No one else. Sometime in a calfss life their body changes. Their stomachs and metabolism are changing to breakdown grass not milk. They stop drinking their mothers milk and start to eat grass. It's the same thing for humans. After a while we stop sucking on our mothers tits and start putting real food into our mouths.

You know I thought things like this were common sense. Then again I almost can't blame you. Everyday we hear that milk is good for us. It's easy to believe when you hear this everyday.

Does milk not break down into amino acids, fatty acids, and sugars like every other food or something?
 

JustLurk

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Berlex said:
breast milk
I don't know. Would a chick naturally let a 35-year old suck her tits?

For those of you saying that you should eat only the things you would be eating naturally, I daresay you would have to switch out your diet.. A lot.

For another thing, we're all so used to pasteurized and cleaned and purified and flourinated and just about sanitized that we can't take the food that we ate when we were in a more natural habitat. Civilization pampered our immune system.

Take this example. Take someone that is poor and lives in a rural environment. Say, they eat snakes sometimes and stuff like that. Say the water there isn't treated. If he/she survives, you can bet he won't get food poisoning. Would you? YES Should you eat the same natural things as he/she did? NO
 
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