"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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which size dumbells to get

scribblec

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tommorow i was going to purchase a pair of dumbbells to carry on the progress ive been making lately and was wondering what size dumbells i should get.

bare in mind im not looking to be body builder i just want my body to be shaped so im on a 150 pushups and 100 dips a day and the dumbells would just accelerate the process. i was thinking maybe 5kg or 10 and if you could also advise a workout routine which combines pushups dips and dumbells into one training set then i would appreciate it very much :D
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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tyciol

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Do you have plans for what type of movements you'll be doing with them? Usually people end up getting several pairs (or adjustibles) to give more training options. If you only ever plan to have one, I'd go with the heavier ones to allow compound moves like rows/presses and you could eventually transition into isolation moves when those got too easy (or get heavier ones and keep doing compound).
 
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