"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Which one of these shoes is best...

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Alright I've never bought anything aside from boots and sneakers before lol... Any help would be really appreciated...

I found a few shoes I like, eliminated the ones that don't fit, and am left with these.... Which of these do you think the best with jeans? Khakis?

i'm not really talkin them skin tight kinda jeans, but nice ones like Diesel etc.

1. http://www.zappos.com/n/p/dp/2359905/c/22300/reviewcount/15.html
2. http://www.timberland.com/product/i...&fpricesort=priceDescending&parentPage=search / http://www.timberland.com/product/i...&fpricesort=priceDescending&parentPage=search
3. http://www.zappos.com/n/p/dp/2277678/c/103/g/men/w/2.html
4. http://www.zappos.com/n/p/dp/3155548/c/19.html
5. http://www.zappos.com/n/p/dp/7176673/c/10001/g/men/w/2.html
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Those are all pretty ugly. I don't like square toeboxes though, so nothing in that style agrees with me. If I had to pick one, I'd go with the Maddens.

If you're looking for a shoe to wear with more fitted jeans, look for a pointier toe. And don't wear wide bootcut jeans with any of those shoes, if you get them.
 

Soprano

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i was looking at some kenneth cole shoes i liked but they didnt have them in my size :(
 

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deer stags are the slickest
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Scrumtulescence

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The Deerstags, definitely. If not those, then the Rockports. I recently bought a dark brown pair of Axcess shoes that are the same style as those Deerstags and they're great as dress shoes yet work really well with jeans.
 

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You can wear #2 with more different clothes since they're black. Its harder to mix the tan color with others. They also have the best style.
 

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I guess the deer stags are the best looking, but I'd still spring for a pair of Kenith Coles.
 

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I dont really like any of those, I hate that slip on kinda elastic multi purpose boot-shoe kinda look, its something I see my dad in....
 
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