Which one do you think I am, Whacked or DJ

[Jvesti]

I think it's a bit of both

This is an IM convo i recently had with a girl i know

she is the ":"


Jvesti123: This is Officer (my last name), we've received reports of a girl with wings coming out of her ass flying around disturbing the peace. Would you know anything about this?

(she claims to have wings coming out of her ass/inside joke)

: hahahahha
: oh mannnnnnnnn last night was bad
: i know nothing of the sort
: my ass hurts though
Jvesti123: umm.. isn't your uncle supposed to be the one that says that
(Her Uncle's gay that she lives with)

: call me
Jvesti123: in a second I'm eating
: NOW
Jvesti123: you can't tell me what to do, I am the decision maker in our relationship>
: k
: call me]

(I called her 20 minutes later, after an interesting convo about her night and sex stuff for a few minutes or so and her trying to pick my brain why i said "hmm interesting" as the last thing I said before I left her house a few days ago. Just by saying this ambiguous statement it is driving her crazy to figure out what i mean't yet i won't tell her. Also she referred to my voice as a he-man voice)


(She clicks over cause she had another call so I get annoyed within 10 second and hang up on her and leave her this)

(before you read this part keep in mind, I started a thing where we kid like we are on those people on the maury povich show where I am the guy that she is accusing me of being her baby's daddy and she named the baby after me, it's fun as hell. Anyways this is attached to our phone call)

Jvesti123: and no i don't wanna sleep w/ u you'd use that baby as another chance to get my money
Jvesti123: also how dare you spend more than 10 seconds on the other line, have fun buyin Jim Jr.'s birthday presents on your own
Jvesti123: no sex/no child support until you get your act together

: call me in 10 min that is my modeling agency

Jvesti123: good makin money for me like a good sugarmomma should
Jvesti123: I gotta get back to my work now, i'll call ya later
: phhhsshhh

*I probably won't get a chance to call until tommorow

Anyways, that's it

Thought it was a funny convo anyway to show people

 

[coldcoal]

Overkill. If it works, don't beat it to death.

 

[Jvesti]

Originally posted by coldcoal
Overkill. If it works, don't beat it to death.

overkill? Man, everything i say is to amuse or make myself laugh. The more things i say that are like that the more i enjoy the convo.

Funny thing is, we barely ever have serious convos. me and this particular girl. We try for like 2 minutes then it reverts into arguing over whose baby it is amoungst other odd conversation.

 

[coldcoal]

I understand. But it will get old soon. Don't rely on it so much. You don't want to be that guy who won't let an old joke die when it stops being funny. Get something else into the mix before that happens. That's all I'm saying.

 

[Snoopy]

A real Don Juan

Think about the real reason you posted this. A real Don Juan doesn't ask if people think he's a real Don Juan. Seeking approval is chump behavior. This is not to say you are a chump, but try to be confident enough in yourself to not need anyone else to tell you how great you are.