"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Which LINUX OS is the best?

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I'm going to help my dad repair this piece of crap computer with 4.3 GB of space built into it.. yep it's old.. as for processor, who knows what it is, it just sucks.

Which LINUX OS is the easiest to install and why?

Gentoo
Slackware
Ubuntu

I'd like to not waste too much time (only in town for a few days) but also get him an OS that doesn't suck. He'd use the computer for music and just wasting time when the family computer is being used.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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You probably won't be able to do much with the distros you mentioned if the computer is older and only has a 4.3G hard drive. Try using Puppy Linux or Damn Small Linux.
 

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Try using Puppy Linux or Damn Small Linux.
Do these actually exist? Or is this a clever insult about his hard drive (and, by implication, his manhood)?
 

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Phyzzle said:
Do these actually exist? Or is this a clever insult about his hard drive (and, by implication, his manhood)?
I know for sure that Damn Small Linux actually exists. Not sure about puppy.
 

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You want the easiest to install OS? Ubuntu probably out of the list you gave.

Gentoo is not easy to install, and slack out of the box is lacking some niceties.

Of course, as was stated previously, if the computer is pretty slow, any those might run pretty slow, and Ubuntu takes up quite a bit of space for just a base install.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Is Linux still boning Chuck's sister?
 

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Yeah, but last I heard he was getting Peppermint Patty, Chucks sister and the little red-haired girl to do a 4-some with him while Lucy watched. Things have gotten wild since CMS died.

They do snatch Lucy's vibrator away right before she gets off though, as payback for all those footballs.
 

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bigjohnson said:
Yeah, but last I heard he was getting Peppermint Patty, ....
:eek: She's BI??? :eek: I thought she was eating out at the "Y" with that Genine Garofalo looking chick with the glasses!
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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