"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Which LINUX OS is the best?

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I'm going to help my dad repair this piece of crap computer with 4.3 GB of space built into it.. yep it's old.. as for processor, who knows what it is, it just sucks.

Which LINUX OS is the easiest to install and why?

Gentoo
Slackware
Ubuntu

I'd like to not waste too much time (only in town for a few days) but also get him an OS that doesn't suck. He'd use the computer for music and just wasting time when the family computer is being used.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Desdinova

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You probably won't be able to do much with the distros you mentioned if the computer is older and only has a 4.3G hard drive. Try using Puppy Linux or Damn Small Linux.
 

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Try using Puppy Linux or Damn Small Linux.
Do these actually exist? Or is this a clever insult about his hard drive (and, by implication, his manhood)?
 

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Phyzzle said:
Do these actually exist? Or is this a clever insult about his hard drive (and, by implication, his manhood)?
I know for sure that Damn Small Linux actually exists. Not sure about puppy.
 

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You want the easiest to install OS? Ubuntu probably out of the list you gave.

Gentoo is not easy to install, and slack out of the box is lacking some niceties.

Of course, as was stated previously, if the computer is pretty slow, any those might run pretty slow, and Ubuntu takes up quite a bit of space for just a base install.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Francisco d'Anconia

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Is Linux still boning Chuck's sister?
 

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Yeah, but last I heard he was getting Peppermint Patty, Chucks sister and the little red-haired girl to do a 4-some with him while Lucy watched. Things have gotten wild since CMS died.

They do snatch Lucy's vibrator away right before she gets off though, as payback for all those footballs.
 

Francisco d'Anconia

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Yeah, but last I heard he was getting Peppermint Patty, ....
:eek: She's BI??? :eek: I thought she was eating out at the "Y" with that Genine Garofalo looking chick with the glasses!
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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