"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Which goverment agency would you love to work for?

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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SW15

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Mostly any federal agency is a plum job. The federal government rarely conducts layoffs.
 

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Which one prints all those trillions of dollars?

Would be fun to light all the money on fire, too.

 

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The one that is in charge of firing useless government officials who are phoning it in waiting for their sweet pensions.
 

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I would want to be a postal inspector. Basically a Mail cop.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Who Dares Win

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Those who put fines on companies and people that do no pay taxes, I would make them a special "discount" and retire myself rich quit fast.
 
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There wouldn't be a government if you fired all of them.
I think every country needs oversight, but I agree that all politicians should be fired.

Any person that thinks, "you know what, I should run for public office!" is obviously a worthless human being that doesn't want to do any real work. I think we can all agree on that.

I propose that we treat public office like we do jury duty, but we limit it to those with IQs of 120+
 
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