"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Which goverment agency would you love to work for?

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Mostly any federal agency is a plum job. The federal government rarely conducts layoffs.
 

wifehunter

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Which one prints all those trillions of dollars?

Would be fun to light all the money on fire, too.

 

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The one that is in charge of firing useless government officials who are phoning it in waiting for their sweet pensions.
 

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I would want to be a postal inspector. Basically a Mail cop.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Who Dares Win

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Those who put fines on companies and people that do no pay taxes, I would make them a special "discount" and retire myself rich quit fast.
 
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There wouldn't be a government if you fired all of them.
I think every country needs oversight, but I agree that all politicians should be fired.

Any person that thinks, "you know what, I should run for public office!" is obviously a worthless human being that doesn't want to do any real work. I think we can all agree on that.

I propose that we treat public office like we do jury duty, but we limit it to those with IQs of 120+
 
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