"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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whey vs creatine

(JJ)

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i've recently started using a protein supplement to help with gaining muscle and strength, but i've always heard things about creatine supplements helping with this even more. can anyone (preferably with experience) offer some advice as far as this stuff's concerned?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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immrtlwun

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You'll probably see more gains with a whey supplement than with creatine when taking either one by itself. So if its a question of money, it would be better spent on whey. If possible you should combine the two. Most people I know, including myself, that take supplements combine them.
 

eldafar

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It's like comparing apples and oranges. They do different things. Whey is pure food, protein for building muscle. Creatine helps with recovery and a whole bunch of other ****. Usually people get sufficient amounts of creatine from normal foods, like red meat.

Now, if it comes down to picking only one of them (because of money reasons or whatnot), go with whey.
 
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