"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Whey protein: No weight gain

Cash

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Been taking around 50 -100g now for 3 days, and have still made no weight gain. I feel stronger but thats about it.

Is this normal?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Cash

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Wrong.

I take it's a slow process? I've not even gained a pound.
 

Francisco d'Anconia

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He's probably going to the bathroom and pooping out any of his weight gains. Stop going to the bathroom.
 

Cash

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but it makes you shít. There's no getting around it.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Fred Da Head

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Put yourself on "receive" for a while, when it comes to exercise/nutrition. Seriously.

Unless you were on the strongest steroids, you wouldn't notice any appreciable gains after 3 days. Besides, in that timeframe even if there was a gain (or a loss), it would probably go unnoticed because you most likely don't (and really, in a way, can't) control all the variables like hydration, food intake prior to weigh-in, etc.

Find a real nutrition/exercise forum and read for a while. Don't post--don't even register. Just read. I can even recommend a good one.
 

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People have this idea that whey protein is some sort of magical musclebuilder. It's not! 100g of whey is 70+g of protein, that's eating two cans of tuna. Eat two cans of tuna every day for three days - will you gain muscular weight? NO! Weight gain takes time and consistency plus hard training. Especially if you want to gain quality weight.
 

Francisco d'Anconia

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Warboss Alex said:
People have this idea that whey protein is some sort of magical musclebuilder. It's not! 100g of whey is 70+g of protein, that's eating two cans of tuna. Eat two cans of tuna every day for three days - will you gain muscular weight? NO! Weight gain takes time and consistency plus hard training. Especially if you want to gain quality weight.
What are you trying to say WBA? I started drinking the stuff this weekend because I have a Mr. Olympiad compedition on Thursday! Are you saying that I may not win!!!???!!! :woo:
 

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Who really cares about weight as long as you're getting stronger, leaner and looking better? I feel that weight by itself is probably one of the most overrated things to look for.

Assessing body composition is much more important than simply checking weight when training purely for aesthetics.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Call_Me_Daddy

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Fuglydude said:
Who really cares about weight as long as you're getting stronger, leaner and looking better? I feel that weight by itself is probably one of the most overrated things to look for.
WTF? This is not about the rationale behind his training. This is about LACK OF RESULTS.

Quit being so pessimistic, and critical.
 

Francisco d'Anconia

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Call_Me_Daddy said:
If you're worried about $hitting, just don't eat anything.

Ever.


Problem solved.
Or eat everything and don't sh1t. You'd more than likely bulk up (out) then!
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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wunnaBsmooth

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Warboss Alex said:
People have this idea that whey protein is some sort of magical musclebuilder. It's not! 100g of whey is 70+g of protein, that's eating two cans of tuna. Eat two cans of tuna every day for three days - will you gain muscular weight? NO! Weight gain takes time and consistency plus hard training. Especially if you want to gain quality weight.

MY cans of Chicken of the sea tuna says 13g protein..... Am I missing something?
Heck! I like the taste of tuna....... it's better than my whey mix! And it's a lot cheaper too!
 

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Well he probally hasnt done enough curls and bench pressing duh guys come on:rolleyes:

DR Chillz can remane cool in any situation
 

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wunnaBsmooth said:
MY cans of Chicken of the sea tuna says 13g protein..... Am I missing something?
Heck! I like the taste of tuna....... it's better than my whey mix! And it's a lot cheaper too!
13g per serving. 2.5 servings in a typical 6.5 oz can.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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