"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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whey in oatmeal

Potbelly

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hey guys

I have been eating whey + oatmeal + 4 eggs for breakfast.

I find it very difficult to "fold in" my whey and stir it in. I get these dry chunks of whey and have to spend 5 minutes or so smashing them up. My question is, how do you guys blend your whey and oatmeal??

This morning I tried using a blender and got this thick pasty stuff that was diffficult to get down, but I ate it anyways. Let me know so I can make good oatmeal whey to eat :) thanks
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Sounds like blending should do the trick, just put in more water.
 

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Buy a coffee bean grinder from walmart theres a cheap one there for like 12bucks and grind the oats in that.
 

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be carefull cooking your oatmeal with whey in it. keep in mind that whey cooks at a certain degree losing its nuritional table (thats why protein bars are never baked)
 

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no, I cook my oatmeal first. Then I put it in a blender and add the whey and blend.

it came out all thick and weird though. I was very hard getting downbecause it was like eating paste. hmm i guess it's comparable to eating cookiedough or something, but more fluid like
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Don't make oatmeal. Get plain oats. Put them in a cheap coffee bean grinder dry. This will give you a powder. Then put the oat powder in your shake. This is the easiest way i've found for eating a good deal of oats in the shortest amount of time.
 
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