"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Where'd I go wrong? (Text game with a suicide girl..)

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SG: do u always give ur number out to random girls on the internet
Scars: only the cute ones. :) hi SG
SG: Haha. I could be some man. with fakee pictures lol! hi scars!
Scars: I could also be 40. So I guess were both risk takers here eh? :)
SG: thatss a cute pick up line
Scars: Is it working? :)
SG: idk. haha i dont usually take to boys who live outta state
Scars: Vegas is like a 2 and a half hour drive, im there all the time.
SG: Haha. Hmm well im a lesbian
Scars: That's awesome you know a better one is "I already have a boyfriend". Haha.
SG: Naww. im just kidding
Scars: I know you were, i think my excuse sounds more legit haha
SG: well maybe if i was making up excuses
Scars: I hope not. So how am i doing? ENough to swoon u into hanging our for a weekend or two?
SG: hmmm.. iddk. im very pickky
Scars: Dont be a brat! just because youre cute doesnt mean you always have to be so high maintenance. :)
SG: Excuse me. Ive had my heart broken. && im cautious. doesnt mean im a brat or high maintance. u just went down points
Scars: Oh i didnt know we were on a point system here. How could I earn them back? :)
SG: idk that last remark was harsh
Scars: Awh well if I could id give you a big huge hug to make up for it. You'll always be my favorite high maintenance girl<3
SG: okay. well i have work tomorrow && a photoshoot. so imma go to sleep.
Scars: Okay.
SG: goodnight.
Scars: gnite.

The "okay. im going to bed" type **** through me off.. I was expecting her to retort something back and I was gonna reply with "this is coming from a girl with a point system.. you're so cute" or something like that. but never got the chance. i was trying to build up interest a little bit more, but I feel like I kinda got shot down. but im not so sure. advice, help, tips?
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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damn... you did all that through texting? that was a bad move on your part. that sounded like a whole convo! you should of talked to her on the phone. why didnt you? that was kinda gay. pick up the damn phone next time and talk. texting is reserve for short little, goodnite... or something along those lines.
 
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I gave her my number, she texted me first. Texting is my forte. Don't hate.
 
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Scars said:
I gave her my number, she texted me first. Texting is my forte. Don't hate.
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You mean this was on a cell phone not a chat? Way too much texting no wonder she passed out.
 
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My Name is Somebody said:
You mean this was on a cell phone not a chat? Way too much texting no wonder she passed out.
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Lol.. she got square fingertips now...:crackup:
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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this is basically two people being fake and meaningless

no offense, we all do it

maybe use the phone?
 
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