"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Where would you like to be in 5 years?

Boner da Stoner

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I would like to have lived my life to it's full advantage using human ancestral knowledge to its fullest
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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seanchai

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I want to be doing whatever it is one does with a M.Phil in Peace Studies and outdressing everyone while doing so. In a united Ireland.
 

Abbott

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Originally posted by Laser
2010 that will be. Where do you see yourself 5 years to this day.

Ill be 24 by then. Hopefully ill be in the middle of a committed relationship by then, which could lead to marriage later on. Physically i should easily have the complete body by then, so i should be looking extra pimp. I also should be out of college by then and looking to start on some of the plans i have in my mind right now.

Overall, id like to have more respect from everyone around me.

Where would you like to be in 5 years?
Why do you ask?

As for me, I have absolutely no idea of what's going to be happening ONE year from now, much less five. It's a terrible and scary feeling. I don't even know if I'm going to be living in the same town.


Ben
 

SamePendo

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Ignore whatever I said before...

In 3 years I want to be a millionaire. Partly in debt, I dont care.

So..

1- Be a millionaire.
2- Kick ass convertible, with
3- A kick ass house/apartment to have it in.
4- Having had met MJ.
 

shydude

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I see myself dating a celebrity, i will be a celebrity too. I will be so happy, i will buy sosuave and turn it into porn website and you will enjoy it!!!!!
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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