"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Where would I be able to get fake ID's?

Vice

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Theres tons of shady places on the internet, but I'd prefer getting one from some place that actually has a reputation outside of its own "testimonials" section.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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SinJester

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Yeah I want one too, I've heard they are all scams though.
 

splinterkb

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Its gonna be pretty hard to find a place that isnt shady and has a reputation for something that is ILLEGAL IN THE FIRST PLACE. Your best bet is to find someone who has a decent one and ask them where they got it.
 

SmoothTalker

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They'd have to be pretty damn good for it to work when you're 17 and drinking age is 21.. Fortunately for us here it's only 19.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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splinterkb

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A fake green card? Are you for real?
 

woods

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Find a mexican. They have underground markets.
 

dannowillbookem

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generally theres a "dude" in every area. i used to shop some for friends at fifty bucks a pop in highschool, any website is either cops or scams.
 
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