"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Where would I be able to get fake ID's?

Vice

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Theres tons of shady places on the internet, but I'd prefer getting one from some place that actually has a reputation outside of its own "testimonials" section.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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SinJester

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Yeah I want one too, I've heard they are all scams though.
 

splinterkb

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Its gonna be pretty hard to find a place that isnt shady and has a reputation for something that is ILLEGAL IN THE FIRST PLACE. Your best bet is to find someone who has a decent one and ask them where they got it.
 

SmoothTalker

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They'd have to be pretty damn good for it to work when you're 17 and drinking age is 21.. Fortunately for us here it's only 19.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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splinterkb

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A fake green card? Are you for real?
 

woods

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Find a mexican. They have underground markets.
 

dannowillbookem

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generally theres a "dude" in every area. i used to shop some for friends at fifty bucks a pop in highschool, any website is either cops or scams.
 
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