"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
where to take a girl that is not too costly
- Thread starter gherald
- Start date
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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f***! even the typical ukraine can afford to take a girl for an espresso or tea. if you can't afford to purchase some hot tea i think you probably have deeper issues than girls.Luke Skywalker said:Go to a coffee shop, bring a bottle of Spring water from home, ask her to also bring a bottle if she's thirsty.
ask yourselves...what kind of girl wants someone who can't buy her anything?
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Go to town,gherald said:hehe...im usually on a boke and all...the topic
Mangos 1.20
Plastic Knives and Forks 80c
A lemon or lime 70c
Go to beach.
Squeeze the lime over the mango and feed it to her at the beach, while watching the sunset, she will be all over you, women love that lovey dovey romantic shi!t if you do it right, but remember you don't want to come off as an emotional tampon, so be a little C&F during the date, nothing too much.
There, a date and it cost you 2.70.
Cheap enough?
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Someone who is willing to sleep with Luke Skywalker!sparky0000 said:ask yourselves...what kind of girl wants someone who can't buy her anything?