"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Where to pull?

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I'm 19 and go to a community college so I still live with my parents. I can't take girls back to my house because my parents most definitely wouldn't allow me hooking up in their house. So where do I go? Any of you guys have this same problem of not being able to consistently F close because of nowhere to lead/isolate her except for my car?

I know the obvious answer is to move out but what if I can't afford that at this point in my life?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Are you sure your parents would have a problem with you bringing a girl over? I know my parents never had a problem with it. Just keep a low profile, and tell her to keep it quite a bit (I always seem to get the screamers).
 

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Ah, college days :) Half the fun was doing it in places where you could almost get caught.

This is a little embarassing to admit, but when i was at college I did it in:
Empty lecture theatre in the evening
An old derelict building (which is now the cities rugby grounds )
In the park
In his car on a field in the middle of nowhere
Cinema
at his friends house
in his parents bed, while they were away on holiday
In the site managers office at work
in the disabled toilets

When you are young and horny the location doesn't make that much of a difference. Just for the record more than half the places listed above were with the same guy :) We just had one of those relationships where we felt 'I want you and i want you now'!
 
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