picard
Master Don Juan
where is good place to find ladies on Xmas eve? Some place where there are lots of ladies congregate together for parties?
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
where to find ladies on Xmas eve?
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
on christmas eve?
um, church? midnight mass. that's christmas eve right?
no one is out "singles" partying on christmas eve. people hang with their families or go to "couples" parties.
christmas is the season for all the single people sit alone at home and beat themselves up as to why they don't have someone. hahaha.
that's why the suicide rate is the highest during the christmas season.
honestly, people need to just chill and not put so much f*cking pressure on themselves and be so self critical.
J
um, church? midnight mass. that's christmas eve right?
no one is out "singles" partying on christmas eve. people hang with their families or go to "couples" parties.
christmas is the season for all the single people sit alone at home and beat themselves up as to why they don't have someone. hahaha.
that's why the suicide rate is the highest during the christmas season.
honestly, people need to just chill and not put so much f*cking pressure on themselves and be so self critical.
J
PRMoon
Master Don Juan
There are TONS of ladies out in my town for xmas eve! Believe me they party it up big time for the holidays if they're here on vacaton.
too bad I'll be back i my boreing home town till about a day before new years...another SICK party that has lots of girls getting topless.
too bad I'll be back i my boreing home town till about a day before new years...another SICK party that has lots of girls getting topless.
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Walk to your front door. Put your hand on the knob. Turn gently to the left.
Look ahead slightly. . . Take a few steps . . .Turn and look to your right. Talk to first woman you spot.
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Christmas Eve is family night -- wait until Christmas night. By then people will be looking to get away from their families, and the ladies will be full of holiday spirit. Christmas night is also much better than NYE which is entirely overrated and tends to be a letdown for many people.
PRMoon
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.