"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Where to buy Trojan Extacy condoms?

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Hey all, i've been getting extremely frustrated lately with my ex-gf (shes my f-buddy). She like doesnt want to have sex with me whenever we hang out simply because the condoms I have arent that good (theyre the ultra-thin trojans, its like a dark turquoise color box) and that they dont feel as good as the condoms shes uses with other guys.

She's mentiond to me before how she would like to me to get this like "fantasy condoms" or these "trojan ecstacy's", but I have NO IDEA where to buy them. The fantasy ones can only be bought online, so thats outta the picture, but the ecstacy's have to be sold somewhere, cuz all of the CVS's that I go to sell just trojan brand condoms, but no ecstasy's.

Where the fvck can I buy these extacys? Have any of you bought them before? The only place Ive bought condoms at before has been CVS, and all the nearby CVS's dont sell ecstacys.

Please help me out cuz this is winding up with me doing all this work on my f-buddy in hopes of getting laid but then I dont at the end cuz I know that she doesnt wanna have a lower quality or lower sensation of sex with a sh*tty condom.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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eaglez1177

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Come on some of you have to know something! Please lol
 
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You're letting your ex boss you around with sex for something that bothers her and only her! Nice! Make the ho buy her own fancy condoms! After the Trojan Horse ones, she's gonna start asking for golden condoms, fancy form condoms, condoms made from styrofoam or some weird ****. Screw that! Make your own condoms with tires or latex gloves if she keeps nagging.
 
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eaglez1177

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Lol ive thrown that response numerous times back in her face, but she just claims its too weird and awkward for a girl to buy condoms.

Wutever I really dont care what she thinks bout that...I just wanna keep my rhythm goin and get laid like I used to
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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If you have a target check there. Mine has a pretty good selection not sure if they have the ones you want though
 
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