"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Where to buy Trojan Extacy condoms?

eaglez1177

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Hey all, i've been getting extremely frustrated lately with my ex-gf (shes my f-buddy). She like doesnt want to have sex with me whenever we hang out simply because the condoms I have arent that good (theyre the ultra-thin trojans, its like a dark turquoise color box) and that they dont feel as good as the condoms shes uses with other guys.

She's mentiond to me before how she would like to me to get this like "fantasy condoms" or these "trojan ecstacy's", but I have NO IDEA where to buy them. The fantasy ones can only be bought online, so thats outta the picture, but the ecstacy's have to be sold somewhere, cuz all of the CVS's that I go to sell just trojan brand condoms, but no ecstasy's.

Where the fvck can I buy these extacys? Have any of you bought them before? The only place Ive bought condoms at before has been CVS, and all the nearby CVS's dont sell ecstacys.

Please help me out cuz this is winding up with me doing all this work on my f-buddy in hopes of getting laid but then I dont at the end cuz I know that she doesnt wanna have a lower quality or lower sensation of sex with a sh*tty condom.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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eaglez1177

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Come on some of you have to know something! Please lol
 

Nygard

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You're letting your ex boss you around with sex for something that bothers her and only her! Nice! Make the ho buy her own fancy condoms! After the Trojan Horse ones, she's gonna start asking for golden condoms, fancy form condoms, condoms made from styrofoam or some weird ****. Screw that! Make your own condoms with tires or latex gloves if she keeps nagging.
 

eaglez1177

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Lol ive thrown that response numerous times back in her face, but she just claims its too weird and awkward for a girl to buy condoms.

Wutever I really dont care what she thinks bout that...I just wanna keep my rhythm goin and get laid like I used to
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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mpimpin

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If you have a target check there. Mine has a pretty good selection not sure if they have the ones you want though
 
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