"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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penkitten

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so rollo, if that were your house... would you be eating fried gator on a stick tonight?

mmmm fried gator on a stick!
 

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mmmm... fried gator ... mmm

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LOL


I'll wrestle that fvcker!!!


"Who's your daddy, beeyotch??!!"
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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You wouldn't even have to wrestle the gator knowing you Interceptor.

You could just recite your great post "The Warrior's Scroll" to the gator and he would be too busy crying (somehow managing to produce human like tears despite being a reptile) from all the inner game wisdom he'd missed out on for so long during his gatory life. :p
 

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KontrollerX said:
You wouldn't even have to wrestle the gator knowing you Interceptor.

You could just recite your great post "The Warrior's Scroll" to the gator and he would be too busy crying (somehow managing to produce human like tears despite being a reptile) from all the inner game wisdom he'd missed out on for so long during his gatory life. :p
:crackup:
 

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Holy mother of God.

Honestly, I'd pass out if I saw that in my kitchen. While I love animals, reptiles such as alligators are NOT my favourites.

That woman is brave. I'd need to be sedated and all tied up. Ugh.
 

MikeYikes122

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I was born in that same hell hole. I only lived there for seven years, but that's enough to remember how horrible of a place Northern Florida is.

I'm not a proud Floridian.
 

LovelyLady

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I wasn't scared at all when I saw that.

All I thought was "hmmmm. I could make a nice purse with matching pumps, and wallet for my Guy, out of that"

Luggage would be nice too...
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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LovelyLady said:
All I thought was "hmmmm. I could make a nice purse with matching pumps, and wallet for my Guy, out of that"

Luggage would be nice too...
Not cool.
 

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KontrollerX said:
You wouldn't even have to wrestle the gator knowing you Interceptor.

You could just recite your great post "The Warrior's Scroll" to the gator and he would be too busy crying (somehow managing to produce human like tears despite being a reptile) from all the inner game wisdom he'd missed out on for so long during his gatory life. :p
Off-topic but have you ever heard the saying Crocodile tears Yes I am an uber nerd :cool:
 

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edger said:
Not cool.
I Know! It's terrible, isn't it? I work in fashion/garments so my mind goes to clothing right away. And the 1940's gator accessories were all the rage (my favorite clothing era).

What's a girl to do? At least vintage is recycled gator - so it's as politically correct as political incorrectness can get. Gotta' love moral relativism :D
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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'DISH, my main man, you think that's bad? Look at the fvcking animals we have running amok here in town:

Animals let loose in Redneckheaven, FL.

Now who has it worse, some old broad with a gator in her fridge or me?
 

STR8UP

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Looks like you got some monkeys loose round your parts too, Karma-

http://www.baynews9.com/content/36/2008/4/22/341971.html

BTW......as a 22 year Florida resident, I have to say that a plate of fried gator prepared to perfection is quite a treat. Not quite as god as Buffalo wings, but it's up there.
 

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Brother, literally, that reserve is 5 minutes away from us. We've been scouting for monkeys for 2 days!

Hopefully one or more will jump in the pool and come live with us!
 

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KarmaSutra said:
Brother, literally, that reserve is 5 minutes away from us. We've been scouting for monkeys for 2 days!

Hopefully one or more will jump in the pool and come live with us!
Hell, if that happens you better have a party. Always wanted to get drunk with a monkey :D
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

Read more...

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