"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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so rollo, if that were your house... would you be eating fried gator on a stick tonight?

mmmm fried gator on a stick!
 

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mmmm... fried gator ... mmm

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LOL


I'll wrestle that fvcker!!!


"Who's your daddy, beeyotch??!!"
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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You wouldn't even have to wrestle the gator knowing you Interceptor.

You could just recite your great post "The Warrior's Scroll" to the gator and he would be too busy crying (somehow managing to produce human like tears despite being a reptile) from all the inner game wisdom he'd missed out on for so long during his gatory life. :p
 

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KontrollerX said:
You wouldn't even have to wrestle the gator knowing you Interceptor.

You could just recite your great post "The Warrior's Scroll" to the gator and he would be too busy crying (somehow managing to produce human like tears despite being a reptile) from all the inner game wisdom he'd missed out on for so long during his gatory life. :p
:crackup:
 

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Holy mother of God.

Honestly, I'd pass out if I saw that in my kitchen. While I love animals, reptiles such as alligators are NOT my favourites.

That woman is brave. I'd need to be sedated and all tied up. Ugh.
 

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I was born in that same hell hole. I only lived there for seven years, but that's enough to remember how horrible of a place Northern Florida is.

I'm not a proud Floridian.
 

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I wasn't scared at all when I saw that.

All I thought was "hmmmm. I could make a nice purse with matching pumps, and wallet for my Guy, out of that"

Luggage would be nice too...
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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LovelyLady said:
All I thought was "hmmmm. I could make a nice purse with matching pumps, and wallet for my Guy, out of that"

Luggage would be nice too...
Not cool.
 

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KontrollerX said:
You wouldn't even have to wrestle the gator knowing you Interceptor.

You could just recite your great post "The Warrior's Scroll" to the gator and he would be too busy crying (somehow managing to produce human like tears despite being a reptile) from all the inner game wisdom he'd missed out on for so long during his gatory life. :p
Off-topic but have you ever heard the saying Crocodile tears Yes I am an uber nerd :cool:
 

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edger said:
Not cool.
I Know! It's terrible, isn't it? I work in fashion/garments so my mind goes to clothing right away. And the 1940's gator accessories were all the rage (my favorite clothing era).

What's a girl to do? At least vintage is recycled gator - so it's as politically correct as political incorrectness can get. Gotta' love moral relativism :D
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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'DISH, my main man, you think that's bad? Look at the fvcking animals we have running amok here in town:

Animals let loose in Redneckheaven, FL.

Now who has it worse, some old broad with a gator in her fridge or me?
 

STR8UP

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Looks like you got some monkeys loose round your parts too, Karma-

http://www.baynews9.com/content/36/2008/4/22/341971.html

BTW......as a 22 year Florida resident, I have to say that a plate of fried gator prepared to perfection is quite a treat. Not quite as god as Buffalo wings, but it's up there.
 

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Brother, literally, that reserve is 5 minutes away from us. We've been scouting for monkeys for 2 days!

Hopefully one or more will jump in the pool and come live with us!
 

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KarmaSutra said:
Brother, literally, that reserve is 5 minutes away from us. We've been scouting for monkeys for 2 days!

Hopefully one or more will jump in the pool and come live with us!
Hell, if that happens you better have a party. Always wanted to get drunk with a monkey :D
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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