"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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As I speak there are like 5 pairs of shoes all over the floor of my house

I remembered that you are a neat freak.

My sosuave gripes are the 'girls have cooties' excessive std fears and the misogynist way of calling every woman who has been with a couple dozen guys The Wh0re of Babylon.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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a neat freak I am. I'm working on her. She's not THAT bad honestly but I walked and was on the phone and tripped over a high heel the other day, in my own damn living room. that's not very fun.

it makes for a good game of WAR however... if we ever get into it there is already ammunition on the ground to start slinging at each other.

on your gripe, a very good friend I grew up with I just found out he has HIV, so I've been on my soap box for the last c ouple of months about getting tested and making sure about cooties and all that good stuff.

i'd be funny if cooties was an actual STD
 
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Cooties are probably crabs. They are the only funny std, probably because they are so easy to get rid of.

My condolences on your hiv+ friend.
 
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lookyoung said:
No problem that is what seperates men from the boys. I am glad you finally see that honesty is a good thing. Maybe your time away has given you the confidence and selfesteem to be real this time.
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"Haters hate, then let 'em hate and watch the money pile up."

Welcome Back sexy.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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almost forgot. I'm pretty sure I ran into someone here on the forum about 2 m onths ago out at a resturant. Becuse only someone that came to this site and who was a newb could get ****y and funny so god damn wrong.

you know..when it's ovbious you are scripting? The guy ltierarly... while I"m taking my GF out on a date.. not minding anyone else's business, decides he is going to make a joke about my hat I had on (a fedeora), when I say out of nowhere.. literarly... all I here is "godfather hat" and he's looking and pointing at me.

i could not even get mad because I've been there at one point. whoever you are man.. just keep tryin. eventually it will come.
 
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Bible_Belt said:
My sosuave gripes are the 'girls have cooties' excessive std fears and the misogynist way of calling every woman who has been with a couple dozen guys The Wh0re of Babylon.
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A-MEN brother.

Some people think they have escaped the matrix, when in reality all they have done is simply realize that it exists.
 
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backbreaker said:
you know..when it's ovbious you are scripting? The guy ltierarly... while I"m taking my GF out on a date.. not minding anyone else's business, decides he is going to make a joke about my hat I had on (a fedeora), when I say out of nowhere.. literarly... all I here is "godfather hat" and he's looking and pointing at me.

i could not even get mad because I've been there at one point. whoever you are man.. just keep tryin. eventually it will come.
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You were the black guy, right?

I just need a little more practice. Thanks for the support!

Oh, welcome back!:cheer:
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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