devilkingx2
Master Don Juan
Actually i went to a casino and got a martini for $17, i dunno how much their beers were i just assumed it was all around the same priceWhere are you paying $17 for a draft beer in NYC? Its under $10 almost everywhere
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.