Where do you guys FIND women these days?

[Bluntmaster]

Damn that's 2 slaps now. Dude is whipped literally.

Oh, I forgot I'm just a hater.

 

[Boilermaker]

biggest arguement that my fiancee and i ever got into, at keeneland, my god, man its' just..wow. We weren't even really exslusive yet, but I liked her enough to take her to kentucky with me at the time. Saw a group of college girls, they saw me, while I wasn't going ut of my way to talk to them i wasn't turning them away either. Went back to my now fiancee, and she slapped the **** out of me lol and left. I couldn't even get mad lol. I earned that one.:kick: got so bad i actually had to check get a seperate room. I thought we were done for a minute. It took me swallowing my ego and relaizing it wasn't cool to take a girl from cali to kentucky only to hit on other girls in front of her, and apologize, had I not done that we would have been done.

If you can go in the fall go in the fall. Better weather, women come out dressing swankier. Nothing but sundresses, mini skirts and legs and heels.

That's what truly sucks about being engaged.

You can't even "flirt" with other women for the rest of your life.

:crackup:

 

[Bluntmaster]

That's what truly sucks about being engaged.

You can't even "flirt" with other women for the rest of your life.

:crackup:

You're just a hater. Don't question it he's happy. He's only been slapped twice.

 

[Desdinova]

I'm going to be signing up for dance classes myself. The thing that kinda stinks is most of them require that you have a partner. I'd rather make another attendee my partner!

Anyway, I'm bringing a pretty decent looking female friend. I'd date her, but she's 100% lesbian.

I've had minimal success with online. I contacted about 100 women to get 1 date. The Odds are better in the field.

 

[Zunder]

Gawd knows i've tried to tell you boneheads many times where to go to find a LOT of women of all ages and levels of hotness.

You want another clue? OK
The first word is Salsa the second word is Class.

Right then, if it was OK for Patrick Swayze to dance, then its OK for me.
Because I too am sick of bar-beeatches.

*How did you get into it Jophil, this dancing thing?

*Were you a total dunce beginner when it came to dancing (like I would be)?

*What happens if you crack a boner while you are up close and personal with your dancefloor partner?

*Oh, and unrelated, but what the hell happened to your Cricket team? Even the Kiwis might rack up a few wins against you Aussies at the moment.

 

[Desdinova]

Zunder, I'll answer some of your questions...

*How did you get into it Jophil, this dancing thing?

My city has what they call a "Leisure Guide". I don't know if all cities have one, but it's basically a listing of activities and stuff around the city. A lot is aimed at kids, parents and seniors, but there's stuff for whomever. That's where I found the dance class schedules. They list the price, what it's about, when it takes place, etc.

*Were you a total dunce beginner when it came to dancing (like I would be)?

I AM a total dunce when it comes to dancing. That's why these things exist. I'll be taking a beginner's class because I don't know jack about dancing.

*What happens if you crack a boner while you are up close and personal with your dancefloor partner?

So what?

With the classes listed in my Leisure Guide, you have to provide your own partner. If you're worried about cracking a boner, bring a war pig for a partner.

 

[Jitterbug]

Boner control improves when you become a regular at dancing, so you don't salute merely from normal touches. When you become more experienced, you'll realise that if you have full body contact dancing to sensual music with a hot woman and you're not cracking a boner, it'd be bad manners.

 

[Darth]

Panera Bread. Seriously. We have one close by the Florida Mall and my God,.. it's like a meat market for attractive, women over 30. I go there for the free wireless and the food's not bad, if a bit overpriced. All I hear is pick up while I eavesdrop. It's crazy.

I have to step in here and say that Rollo is absolutely right. I eat at Panera Bread a lot. There are TONS of girls and women, and lots of pickup attempts.

Panera Bread is the new barscene.

 

[backbreaker]

You're just a hater. Don't question it he's happy. He's only been slapped twice.

Difference being, one of the times, I actually deserved it. I took a woman half way across the country and got too big for my britches and was basically gaming up women right in front of her. Honestly, I earned that one, I would have slapped me to. With that said I know you are simply trying to be cute and all so I will let it be.

 

[Bluntmaster]

Difference being, one of the times, I actually deserved it. I took a woman half way across the country and got too big for my britches and was basically gaming up women right in front of her. Honestly, I earned that one, I would have slapped me to. With that said I know you are simply trying to be cute and all so I will let it be.

What did you do that was so bad to get slapped? Next time she raises her hand at you, I hope you grab her arm and break her wrist.

 

[Zunder]

I have to step in here and say that Rollo is absolutely right. I eat at Panera Bread a lot. There are TONS of girls and women, and lots of pickup attempts.

Panera Bread is the new barscene.

Thats OK for you Yanks - but no Panera Bread here in Kiwiland.

 

[jophil28]

Right then, if it was OK for Patrick Swayze to dance, then its OK for me.
Because I too am sick of bar-beeatches.

*How did you get into it Jophil, this dancing thing?

*Were you a total dunce beginner when it came to dancing (like I would be)?

*What happens if you crack a boner while you are up close and personal with your dancefloor partner?

*Oh, and unrelated, but what the hell happened to your Cricket team? Even the Kiwis might rack up a few wins against you Aussies at the moment.

Ha ha, I don't care about the team, I'm too busy getting busy with women in dance class.
Zunder, just go to a few different classes and try them for "feel". You will know when you are in one that suits you.
Secondly, start with the Salsa scene, It is FULL of 20 to 40 year old hotties .
The standard of tuition is easy, it does not require the discipline or practise that traditional Ballroom does.

 

[sharkbeat]

Right then, if it was OK for Patrick Swayze to dance, then its OK for me.
Because I too am sick of bar-beeatches.

*How did you get into it Jophil, this dancing thing?

*Were you a total dunce beginner when it came to dancing (like I would be)?

*What happens if you crack a boner while you are up close and personal with your dancefloor partner?

*Oh, and unrelated, but what the hell happened to your Cricket team? Even the Kiwis might rack up a few wins against you Aussies at the moment.

We all were once newbies. Don't worry about the boner. You'll be too busy thinking about your steps and routines. Second ballroom dances aren't like club. You don't grind ur crotches with her all the time.

 

[CardFan]

Panera Bread. Seriously. We have one close by the Florida Mall and my God,.. it's like a meat market for attractive, women over 30. I go there for the free wireless and the food's not bad, if a bit overpriced. All I hear is pick up while I eavesdrop. It's crazy.

Thanks for the tip, when I get back to a real city I'll try it. In my backwater town the women go to Panera for one purpose and one only, to stuff their faces. Anyone who dares approach might get a finger chewed off.

 

[The Inside Man]

Beyond that, in regard to finding women, I would just go back to college.

All joking aside, going back to college to finish a long lost class was the best thing that happened to me this year. Only 2 and a half months, but wow.

Forgot how easy it was in college, I took it for granted when I was there. Except I was back with a little more life experience, maturity, and a second chance, so I went all out. 4 of the girls I hooked up with I met at the same bar. The best weekend was when I went all out with a hot highschool cheerleader who had one month into her freshman year. Hung out with her four nights in a row, ending up in a 12 hour sexathon at the end of it. But 18 year olds are crazy and it quickly devolved into bullsh!t. But, great memories.. thats what college is about.

For most people finishing up a class isn't a scenario you run into 4 years after being gone from your undergrad college, but there are other ways to have a legitimate reason to be in a college town and have an amazing time.

 

[Scaramouche]

Dear Squirrels,
I agree with Sharkey that Argentina Tango is definitely the Go,in my Town Salsa is the Only style of Dancing where Men outnumber Women....Tango is my favourite style too there are two main reasons 1.Woman heavily outnumber Men 2.The Culture is to change Partners and not Dances,Yes we do kiss or hug at meeting and parting.....Having said that Tango for Men is Bluddy tough prepare for two years of slog,no other Dance seems to have transfer value,if you are serious pay for private lessons when you encounter Log Jams....As for Buenos Aires,yeah Mecca for Tango Dancers the Women who go there,go to do or to be undone.

 

[Kailex]

she like my fiancee is an exercise rider. she now lives in florida working at gulfstream park. not rich, not even really middle class, just loves ****ing horses.

So she loves fvcking horses, huh?





BTW, the advantage of being me was that I was raised on a tropical island where salsa is prevalent and it's a requirement (Not really) for any respectable "hispanic" male to know how to dance salsa with the best of them. It was very well known by the older generations of my people that a way to a latina's heart is through salsa. Even though I know how to dance it, I've been hitting a local place that offers classes.

Apparently as a "new learner"... I'm a "natural".
That's what all of my partners have said for months now.

Cheating? Maybe.
But it works wonders.

 

[zekko]

Zunder, just go to a few different classes and try them for "feel". You will know when you are in one that suits you.
Secondly, start with the Salsa scene, It is FULL of 20 to 40 year old hotties .

I have no doubt that the dance class suggestion is a good one. But remember, jophil is a dance instructor, that makes him the "situational alpha male" in his classes. Of course he's going to be getting some good responses.

I'll also say that there IS no salsa scene where I live. In fact, until I've come to this forum, I've barely heard of it.

 

[Jitterbug]

You can't just walk into any social scene and expect immediate returns.

It took me about 7 months in my dance scene and I'm a natural.

If people expect everything to be easy, then they'll continue to get nothing.

 

[jophil28]

You can't just walk into any social scene and expect immediate returns.

It took me about 7 months in my dance scene and I'm a natural.

If people expect everything to be easy, then they'll continue to get nothing.

Yes, it takes time to learn.
But not so long that you will not see results after a few solid months.
I tell my beginers;"You are doing the most important thing- you are showing up ."