"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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G Rambo34

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Met this girl last night. today i did the whole facebook thing. started exchanging messages, all seems well. then i make a comment about something she said and ALSO ask if there is a screen name that i could reach her at. all she replies back with is a comment about the comment i made about her comment, NOTHING about her screen name. wtf. so here iam left now, to either pursue her sn once again or just go on and act like it never happened and just continue things normally. what would you guys do any why?
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Aureliano

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If it were me, I would simply type to her:

"I asked you a question and if you refuse to answer it, we will get a divorce."
 

WaRpEd

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Review the bible

Don't waste perfectly good conversation opportunities on facebook. At least try and limit its use.

You've known her all of two days and your already stumped? Quit worrying, And consider taking her somewhere real instead of trying to digitally mack on her all day. Not that theirs nothing to it, but you can't hold eye contact with her, theirs not touching, no smiling, no REAL connection.
 
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