Wzs99
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Is there any site or specific guru that has this material?
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Where can I find ****y/funny material?
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
elemenohpee
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Use the search feature on this site, this site has everything you need.
Ace of Flames
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David D is the specific guru you're looking for. He coined it, if I'm not mistaken.
Come on guys, be nice. He's gotta start somewhere.
Come on guys, be nice. He's gotta start somewhere.
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
Francisco d'Anconia
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Material??? You mean stuff that is practiced, memorized and told like a 20 year old Saturday Night Live skit? To be relegated to syndication and remembered as re-run like shows shown on TV-Land where women would say "I remember when I first heard that line and thought it was funny, but I hear the same thing from so many guys that it sounds like a routine..."
Ace of Flames
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Ever think that he might be perfectly funny in his own right, but he's just new to the idea of "****y and Funny"? I know that when I first started here, I was plenty funny, but I didn't exactly grasp what C+F meant. I read a few examples and figured out the 'form' of C+F, and sure enough, now I'm about as C+F as they come. Girls have told me that I act a little TOO ****y sometimes, but I make them laugh a lot more. I say that's exactly where you're supposed to be.
You're an idiot. Stop talking out of your ass, and say something helpful.Originally posted by KillaPetehog
A sense of humor is innate.
Getting a classroom to laugh at you and with you...is a gift.
In a classroom I could stand up on my desk and wave my **** around, people would laugh...That's not a gift buddy.
Now, to the OP...Buy some standup comedy DVDs and watch them afew times. Focus not on WHAT the guy is saying, but HOW he says it. Standup comedians can say almost anything, and people will laugh. It's HOW they say it that makes it funny. Just like in a social setting. To be C + F, its not so much WHAT you say, but HOW you say it.
1. Focus on watching their body language, voice tones, and hand gestures.
2. Read comics and jokes on the internet. One-liners are best, things that are easy to remember and then say again. After awhile, like anything you practice, you will eventually be able to find humour in things that other people might not. That's the essence of being funny. To be ****y just means you have to have to convey that you're better than the people around you..IE insults or mocking.
I admit that I've always had a sense of humour and never needed to watch/read comedy to be funny. But i noticed that when i started watching comedy and reading jokes off the net, I was able to pick up on funny situations alot faster and exploit them.
Just treat Developing a Sense of Humour as another life skill that you have to learn, get experience, and have real-world practice at.
Good luck,
And KillaPetehog, shut the FVCK up.
GaryUranga
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to be honest KillaPetehog you arent that funny, BluEyes is right, get familiarized with it and it'll become easier with time, at first you might be absolutely lost but youll start getting it slowly.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
[S]alvatore
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C&F is different in every single situation, there's no "1 size fits all".
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Wzs99
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Thank you for your replys.
I do know what ****y funny is Im just tryin to expand it. Im looking for good C+f and just filtering out the ones that are just crap.
Like Trapper, That was good link some good stuff there and some crapy ass sh*t thats not the best use of it. Thanks
I love c+f but like anything Its not the recipe. Its a spice to use every know and then. Just like Salvatore said
I do know what ****y funny is Im just tryin to expand it. Im looking for good C+f and just filtering out the ones that are just crap.
Like Trapper, That was good link some good stuff there and some crapy ass sh*t thats not the best use of it. Thanks
I love c+f but like anything Its not the recipe. Its a spice to use every know and then. Just like Salvatore said
C&F is different in every single situation, there's no "1 size fits all".
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Ace_McGregor
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If you want to see CF in action get some old DVDs of some Frank Sinatra movies. "Pal Joey" is a GREAT example of CF, and how to use push-pull. The older movies are better b/c they focus on the storyline instead of cinematography - making these movies a pure gold mine of CF style.
Remember - Frank Sinatra, Cary Grant, and some of the older actors were doing CF before David D was even a sperm.
dueces yo,
-Ace-
Remember - Frank Sinatra, Cary Grant, and some of the older actors were doing CF before David D was even a sperm.
dueces yo,
-Ace-
Depends how big it isBluEyes said:In a classroom I could stand up on my desk and wave my **** around, people would laugh...That's not a gift buddy.