Wzs99
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Is there any site or specific guru that has this material?
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Where can I find ****y/funny material?
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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
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Use the search feature on this site, this site has everything you need.
Ace of Flames
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David D is the specific guru you're looking for. He coined it, if I'm not mistaken.
Come on guys, be nice. He's gotta start somewhere.
Come on guys, be nice. He's gotta start somewhere.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Francisco d'Anconia
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Material??? You mean stuff that is practiced, memorized and told like a 20 year old Saturday Night Live skit? To be relegated to syndication and remembered as re-run like shows shown on TV-Land where women would say "I remember when I first heard that line and thought it was funny, but I hear the same thing from so many guys that it sounds like a routine..."
Ace of Flames
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Ever think that he might be perfectly funny in his own right, but he's just new to the idea of "****y and Funny"? I know that when I first started here, I was plenty funny, but I didn't exactly grasp what C+F meant. I read a few examples and figured out the 'form' of C+F, and sure enough, now I'm about as C+F as they come. Girls have told me that I act a little TOO ****y sometimes, but I make them laugh a lot more. I say that's exactly where you're supposed to be.
You're an idiot. Stop talking out of your ass, and say something helpful.Originally posted by KillaPetehog
A sense of humor is innate.
Getting a classroom to laugh at you and with you...is a gift.
In a classroom I could stand up on my desk and wave my **** around, people would laugh...That's not a gift buddy.
Now, to the OP...Buy some standup comedy DVDs and watch them afew times. Focus not on WHAT the guy is saying, but HOW he says it. Standup comedians can say almost anything, and people will laugh. It's HOW they say it that makes it funny. Just like in a social setting. To be C + F, its not so much WHAT you say, but HOW you say it.
1. Focus on watching their body language, voice tones, and hand gestures.
2. Read comics and jokes on the internet. One-liners are best, things that are easy to remember and then say again. After awhile, like anything you practice, you will eventually be able to find humour in things that other people might not. That's the essence of being funny. To be ****y just means you have to have to convey that you're better than the people around you..IE insults or mocking.
I admit that I've always had a sense of humour and never needed to watch/read comedy to be funny. But i noticed that when i started watching comedy and reading jokes off the net, I was able to pick up on funny situations alot faster and exploit them.
Just treat Developing a Sense of Humour as another life skill that you have to learn, get experience, and have real-world practice at.
Good luck,
And KillaPetehog, shut the FVCK up.
GaryUranga
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to be honest KillaPetehog you arent that funny, BluEyes is right, get familiarized with it and it'll become easier with time, at first you might be absolutely lost but youll start getting it slowly.
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
[S]alvatore
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C&F is different in every single situation, there's no "1 size fits all".
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Wzs99
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Thank you for your replys.
I do know what ****y funny is Im just tryin to expand it. Im looking for good C+f and just filtering out the ones that are just crap.
Like Trapper, That was good link some good stuff there and some crapy ass sh*t thats not the best use of it. Thanks
I love c+f but like anything Its not the recipe. Its a spice to use every know and then. Just like Salvatore said
I do know what ****y funny is Im just tryin to expand it. Im looking for good C+f and just filtering out the ones that are just crap.
Like Trapper, That was good link some good stuff there and some crapy ass sh*t thats not the best use of it. Thanks
I love c+f but like anything Its not the recipe. Its a spice to use every know and then. Just like Salvatore said
C&F is different in every single situation, there's no "1 size fits all".
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Ace_McGregor
Don Juan
If you want to see CF in action get some old DVDs of some Frank Sinatra movies. "Pal Joey" is a GREAT example of CF, and how to use push-pull. The older movies are better b/c they focus on the storyline instead of cinematography - making these movies a pure gold mine of CF style.
Remember - Frank Sinatra, Cary Grant, and some of the older actors were doing CF before David D was even a sperm.
dueces yo,
-Ace-
Remember - Frank Sinatra, Cary Grant, and some of the older actors were doing CF before David D was even a sperm.
dueces yo,
-Ace-
Depends how big it isBluEyes said:In a classroom I could stand up on my desk and wave my **** around, people would laugh...That's not a gift buddy.