"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Where are you putting your cellphone?

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I used to wear a belt clip, and have it hide under my shirt, but they keep on breaking. It feels unfomfortable in my front pocket, and I've heard of people breaking them in your back pocket. So, guys, where do you place your cellphone when you are not using it?
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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I miss the flip phones.
Yep, it’s why I stayed with a 5S. As iPhones grew in size they wouldn’t fit in my rear or front jeans pocket. Btw, never broken one that size and it serves my needs well. Newer is not always better fitted to your lifestyle …
 

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Yep, it’s why I stayed with a 5S. As iPhones grew in size they wouldn’t fit in my rear or front jeans pocket. Btw, never broken one that size and it serves my needs well. Newer is not always better fitted to your lifestyle …
Phones are just way too big now.
 

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Front right pocket with my iPhone6.

I'm so disappointed in today's cell phones. I've had Android in the past and yeah smart phones do all kinds of cool stuff now. There is probably an app to make the phone suck my pe<ker out there somewhere. But IMO talking on them sux. Call quality is sh|t now. Ear pieces suck. Speaker phones suck. Having the square POS up to my ear sucks. Texting on a touch screen is tolerable, but ole' T9 word was much better IMO. For talking I miss my old Zac Morris brick phone which I had from 1993-2003. I called my old brick phone "Big Mama". RIP Big Mama, I miss you :cry:
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I also keep it front right anyway we shouldnt keep it that close to our balls, someone said there could be the chance...it harms that department.
 

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I also keep it front right anyway we shouldnt keep it that close to our balls, someone said there could be the chance...it harms that department.
I’m not sure about cell phones. But I can tell you for 100% fact that many WiFi devices are on the 2.4GHz band, The exact same as microwave ovens. You want your balls cooked rare, medium, or well..:rofl:
 

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Front left pocket, if I wear jeans. Sometimes the cloth you wear don't allow you to carry your cell phone in your front left pocket. Get tech21 case for your phone so you don't brake if it falls out. Never carry your phone in your rear pocket, if you sit on it, or if you fall on your butt, you will brake your phone.
 

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No one uses belt clips under their shirts? I still find placing the phone in my front pocket uncomfortable. Samsung is coming out with a smart flip soon. I may have to switch to it.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Front pocket. Coat or jacket pocket if I'm wearing one.
 
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