"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Poonani Maker

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still go out? Can you game even when you're dead-tired, even when you look like Brad Pitt?

For instance, tonight I am so fvckin tired, but I think that I'm going out anyway to get a one-night stand (my sex probably won't be that great because I'm so fvckin tired).

So whaddya think? Is it possible to get a woman aroused when you're so fvckin tired? I'll just have to find out if it works or not when I go out in about 20 minutes. I'm just gonna sit on my azz the whole night. Hell, I might even fall asleep sitting.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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I work construction so I know where your at, good thing is you stay fit! have a few beers at home and a good sleep then go out tommorow instead.
 

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Poonani Maker said:
I'll just have to find out if it works or not when I go out in about 20 minutes. I'm just gonna sit on my azz the whole night. Hell, I might even fall asleep sitting.


I don't know how you do it man, basically when your worked out the max i m able to do is 1 -2 approaches a day and I try to max those out as best as I can because after 20 minutes of talking and trying to pick her up ,i m tired as hell.

Listen it works like this, i've done some chagnes to my diet , eating smaller meals more often, more protien and keeping a strict workout schedule has helped to max my energy but still life is tough for work/DJ

are you able to ONS fairly easily?
 

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still go out? Can you game even when you're dead-tired, even when you look like Brad Pitt?

... I'm just gonna sit on my azz the whole night. Hell, I might even fall asleep sitting.
One night in Aspen I was out with 2 other guys, we got so drunk we lost track of each other. I ended up falling asleep with my head on the table. Shortly thereafter, I wake up with some girl tapping me on my back, "would you like to dance"? Sure I said, to make a long story short, she took me home that night. Anything is possible, you just never know.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Cool man. I've been to Vail several times, not Aspen, though.

I'll tell you what, I had the toughest day of my career yesterday (worked from 815 until 2115 without a single solitary break). The second toughest was last winter in 14 below temperatures without break for about 12 hours. The insanity of it all leaves me a little shell-shocked and in the state which attracts women from out of nowhere and in droves, but I'm sooo spent that any type of speech or "macking" is out of the question (I simply can't think beyond yea or nay when I'm that tired) so if she wants me then she's just gonna hafta get on all fours and let me in to do the damage cause that's all I'll be looking for in such a state and then rest. Of course, I wasn't about to go out last night. Tonight I'll go out. And God there's so many fine lasses out today in this excellent weather we're having. I'm sooo lust thirsty from having not had sex or masterbated for three weeks. My job just leaves me too tired to do fvckin anything or even think about about trying to get into a woman's pants. I think I'm just gonna go to a coffee shop and read the newspaper or something, and, see what I can catch by just Being there.
 

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Still dead from work. I mean everything that could go wrong went wrong today (not my fault of course, yet eating my time). Asking me to help others do their job, miscommunication, the sweltering sun, you name it; therefore, I can not go out tonight. I'd fall asleep in the b1tch's lap. Well, maybe I should go just to see what will happen when I'm looking like a beat-down dawg about to fall over. I think I'll just go have a look-see and try not to fall asleep. Or maybe I should just fall asleep right here, right now.
 

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hey crank, I've had a similiar thing happen once or twice, when it does, your totally amazed cuz you don't think that sh1t should happen. I just wish it would happen on days like today.
 

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Yeah going about anything with the mindset of doing it for reasons other than enjoyment is setting yourself up for failure. Going out with the 'doing a chore' mindset will most likely result in a wasted night. And it's true of anything, don't do something unless you are enjoying it. Whether it's a hobby you want a break from, or a few nights you'd rather spend quietly at home, don't force what you'd rather not do. You don't always have to be in the mood to do all of your favorite things.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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"Nothing should be"

Except, y'know, actual chores :p
 

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I must say when I’m tired it's harder for me to care or be my usual enthusiastic self because obviously I’m tired and don't have as much energy as I would assuming I was not tired. It’s not impossible but just eat some food maybe rest for an hour or so and then go out.:cheer:
 

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just have a line of coke! Im joking, I got into drinking vodka and redbull, that wakes you up.
 

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englishman said:
just have a line of coke! Im joking, I got into drinking vodka and redbull, that wakes you up.
I was seriously considering that, and then maybe later on spreading some across her tities. I always tend to fall for the ones that got that "coke" attitude, I don't know why, girls who do coke just turn me on. It's as if they could get under the hood and do all the engine work on my car they're so tanked up and free and wild.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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