"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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When your girl at the time says she wants to b single....

drak_ool

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i hope everybody here realizes this is a thread about a "phone" girlfriend, who the OP has NEVER MET IN PERSON...

YoungSir, a lot of what you ve wrote makes you look pathetic. like why do you pick up on her when she calls you at 4am? and why do you keep talking about this as if your having a real relationship?
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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YoungSir4sho

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I realize this isnt a real relationship until i see her in person. We only seen each other pics. I picked up da phone cuz i was tired of her keep on callin me n wanted to see wat she was goin to say.

Listen i have alot of experience wit girls not jus phone relationships. im experimenting wit this one to see how to fix this. Trying to see where my mistakes are so this wont happen when i get into another relationship which will b a real one like my past ones
 
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