When you were a little kid: What did you think sex was?

[Naughty Ninja]

Any funny stories or thoughts from when you were really young and just learning or thinking about girls?

I knew from a really young age I liked girls but had no idea what actually having sex was.... I thought you just humped their legs and it felt really good! LMAO!!

 

[Maxtro]

I learned about sex from reading the books on puberty my mom gave me when I was about 11-12. Before then I didn't know that sex existed.

So I never had any goofy ideas on what sex was, since all I knew were the facts

Edit:

I was raised by a single mother since I was 3 until 13 and she didn't date. I was the oldest child. Those books were my first exposure to sex.

How did you learn about it?

 

[Naughty Ninja]

I learned about sex from reading the books on puberty my mom gave me when I was about 11-12. Before then I didn't know that sex existed.

So I never had any goofy ideas on what sex was, since all I knew were the facts

I'm talking about even younger than that age. Like 3rd or 4th grade. It cracks me up when I think about what I thought at that time. lol.

 

[mikeyb]

I found out about sex when I was 7-8y.o through this mini encyclopedia. At first I couldn't believe I would actually have to fit my junk INSIDE a woman and like the OP became convinced that the illustrations were just really poor drawings of dry humping. It took a few misguided clicks and a porn video to convince me otherwise.

 

[JDiddy]

Age 10-11 i thought to have sex with a woman you had to have anal sex with her

not kidding

 

[Aazman]

I thought rape was someone using a shephards staff round someone's neck, and pulling them towards them.

Till i watched a reconstruction on tv... crimewatch tv- thank you for educating me

 

[ChalengeGuyFan]

I thought oral sex was talking about sex.. and I was spreading this word among the kids on the block!

 

[Bonafide]

I was in ****ing fear the first time I heard that girls had a "***** hole". I thought it was cave-like...like an arrid black hole of air...lol

 

[Strelok]

My first toughts on sex came from seing Mel Brooks going under the blankets while in bed with two young girls,that was spaceball the movie.
I asked myself what exactly he was doing for years,a drunk men gave my friend and me all the details while trying to flirt with a woman outside a mine,that man should be hired to teach in school actually.
One of the best memory from my childhood.

 

[Naughty Ninja]

Also when we were really young my cousin had asked me if a girl gave him a bl0wjob would he get her pregnant if he came in her mouth.

 

[Real Talk]

My first memory was me and my neighbor talking about sex while talking to elementary school. He told me that an orgasm was defined as "excruciating pain after you stick it in"

 

[eaglez1177]

Only memory I have of it was just one random day when I was in the bathroom in elementary school. I heard this kid mention the word sex, which got me thinking how exactly it happened. Then I just had a moment where I was like "ohh! wait a minute! I think my penis is supposed to fit inside her vagina! Ohhhhhh"

 

[Poonani Maker]

I 1st learned of the female anatomy at 4 yrs old. My neighborhood best friend, a year older, used to pillage his dad's closet for these miniature photos of 1000s of women. I remember almost EVERY time I spent the night, he'd have more books and photos. Also, we'd watch Dukes of Hazaard, Chips, etc. in our underwear, and then his older sister, who was a very fine rambunctious blond btw, and her friends would Streak in front of the TV. That's when I first saw naked girls in the flesh. They had to be 12 or 13 at the time. Never got to fvck em at 4 though. I wish I'd never been exposed to sex that early. I think that it took away my innocence pretty fast.

 

[goodfoot]

Age 10-11 i thought to have sex with a woman you had to have anal sex with her

not kidding

Haha, me too

 

[DoItAgain]

I went to a private school until middle school so I never had sex ed or health class or anything.

I always liked girls, but even through high school, I was really AFC and had Boy Meets World/Disney like fantasies about them being "the only one for me." I didn't even know what masturbation was. I knew what sex was, and what it entailed, but I had no idea about semen.

When I was 16 or 17, I went to the doctor because my balls were aching (due to not masturbating) and I was busting in my sleep...he didn't tell me what was going on. It was only a year later (age 18) my brother a year younger explained everything, and told me exactly how to masturbate.

Have had an intense interest in sex since age 22 probably.

 

[Warrior74]

2nd grade. You stick your weiner in her belly button and pee in it. That's how babies are made. This from my best friend. Also, girls pee out of their butts. It's science.

 

[Naughty Ninja]

I 1st learned of the female anatomy at 4 yrs old. My neighborhood best friend, a year older, used to pillage his dad's closet for these miniature photos of 1000s of women. I remember almost EVERY time I spent the night, he'd have more books and photos. Also, we'd watch Dukes of Hazaard, Chips, etc. in our underwear, and then his older sister, who was a very fine rambunctious blond btw, and her friends would Streak in front of the TV. That's when I first saw naked girls in the flesh. They had to be 12 or 13 at the time. Never got to fvck em at 4 though. I wish I'd never been exposed to sex that early. I think that it took away my innocence pretty fast.

I think Daisy Duke and Marie Osmond gave me my first wet dreams. lol. Especially when at the beginning of the show she had the shorts on and kicked Roscoe in the a$$. I was thinking man...if that was my cousin and I was Luke or Bo Duke I'd fvck her! lmao.

 

[Mike32ct]

I saw ovaries in an encyclopedia picture. I thought this meant she has two holes, one on each side of her belly button. You stick it there lol.

Between eighth grade health class and re-reading the encyclopedia article, I was able to find out the truth.

 

[eaglez1177]

I went to a private school until middle school so I never had sex ed or health class or anything.

I always liked girls, but even through high school, I was really AFC and had Boy Meets World/Disney like fantasies about them being "the only one for me." I didn't even know what masturbation was. I knew what sex was, and what it entailed, but I had no idea about semen.

When I was 16 or 17, I went to the doctor because my balls were aching (due to not masturbating) and I was busting in my sleep...he didn't tell me what was going on. It was only a year later (age 18) my brother a year younger explained everything, and told me exactly how to masturbate.

Have had an intense interest in sex since age 22 probably.

You had to have your brother explain to you what masturbation was and how to do it when you were 18 YEARS OLD??? What did you like live under a rock for five years lol?

 

[londonzen]

it was mentioned to me aged 6 but it all clicked right away like id allways known about it
older cousin used to say i knew too much as i would matter of factly spout out to her and her friends what ever i recently learned.

ie ive heard that blah blah blah happens and it called blah blah blha cue shocked expressions(they were 13,14,15) followed by giggles