"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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When you were a little kid: What did you think sex was?

CaptainJ

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When I was about 7 I thought girls pissed and had babies out their ass, then i got told about the vagina and sex and i was like "You've got to be joking". I then thought the cl1t was where a girl pissed out of, and some kid told me that a female circumcision was where a girl had her vagina sown up loool.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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When I was 4-5 years old, I lived in a first floor apartment and I would play outside and ride around in my tricycle. One late afternoon I was riding the side walk up and down and heard noises coming from one of the doors. At that time there was a slot where you could fold up and put mail in.

I walked up to the door and folded the mail thing up and saw a guy doing doggy style to a girl which the girl was facing me. I was scared and freighted so I ran away. Apparently I was scarred since childhood since I still remember it. lol
 
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