"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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When you orgasm, do you make roaring noises?

Poonani Maker

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I've made some noises that may or may not scare a gf. Do you think it's a turn on for most women? I can't help it, roaring just makes the nut fuller and complete. I feel it coming on and I just start saying whatever pops in my mind, which MAY be belittling to her idk. I can't just be quiet when I orgasm, and refuse to remain quiet. In the shower it's really loud. When I know a woman Wants it BAD, from me, it just makes me louder. If she's not that in to it, I'd rather just not have sex.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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It does turn on women to hear a guy during sex. They definitely dont want silence. But Im not sure at what point it gets to be too much?

As a guy we love to hear the moans, whimpers, heavy breathing and any other noise she wants to make. Makes sense it would be the same for women.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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I think thats a pretty big turn off for chicks.
 

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ROCK ON DUDE............let the neighbors know U are reaching the BIG O........I like it when chics scream!!!!.............
 

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The time I shared a house with a guy who I can only describe as a "bellowing fu*kpig" is not one I want to revisit!

It was interesting trying to "entertain" with him giving it his all next door and the time he finished a particularly noisy session whilst I was having a few beers with members of a soon to be very famous rock band was an experience I will never forget. The lady involved (who looked demure but had a good pair of lungs herself) got some brilliant comments with her autographs!

Me - a bit of noise but I won't have the neighbours asking for noise control orders. :D
 

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I've never been with a guy who was a "screamer", but feel free to groan, moan and say whatever! You'll be forgiven if teh sex is good!

The guys who are very quiet during sex are strange. Are they not having fun? Is their psycho ex wife listening at the window? MAKE SOME NOISE!
 

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I roar/grunt/moan, however one my describe it. I'm a rather expressive person anyway, so my face speaks more than words. And during sex, I just have to grunt when I buts a nut, because it just feels so good.

Totally silent chicks are boring! I like em when they scream(in moderation tho). I once had a chick scream my name so loud that I bursted in laughter.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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TAKE IT!!!!!!
 

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Spartaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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im always told im quiet during sex but when i come they can tell due to the swearing
 
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