"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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when someone asks, "is this your GF?"

isotope

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what is the best response when you are out with a girl and someone asks, "Is this your girlfriend?"

additional facts:
-assume that you have not clarified with the girl whether you are GF/BF.

-assume that you have been on 3, maybe four or five dates but you just arent at that steady stage where you can use the label "girlfriend"

-assume that the person asking is just curious, they are not trying to hit on her.



should i go with something CF, such as "she's competing for the spot..."

or shoudl i be frank and say "well maybe eventually, but weve only been on X dates..."
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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"Her? She's my babysitter. Now stop asking so many questions...I'm trying to convince her it's time to take me home and give me a bath."

or

"Oh, she's my grandmother. Does this place have a seniors discount?"
 

Jariel

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This is an awkward one I get a lot and I have used various replies in the past, such as:

"She might be if she plays her cards right"

"She wishes!" or "In her dreams!"

"No, but I'm working on it"

"Not yet. I'm still testing her out"

"I have no idea who she is. She just keeps following me around"

"No, she's just my bit of rough"

"She's my personal bodyguard"

"Why do you ask? Has she got competition?"



Depends on the girl. I prefer to avoid giving serious responses as it creates a feeling of awkwardness which neither of you would want.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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solo1

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"she's my sister, dont you see how childish she is?"

last time i was at a pool hall, the cashier guy i knew he was asking me who she is. I replied , "she's my sister cant you see the resemblance?" that just made her want me more. Of course he had a boggled look on his face, haha
 

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Originally posted by isotope
what is the best response when you are out with a girl and someone asks, "Is this your girlfriend?"

additional facts:
-assume that you have not clarified with the girl whether you are GF/BF.

-assume that you have been on 3, maybe four or five dates but you just arent at that steady stage where you can use the label "girlfriend"

-assume that the person asking is just curious, they are not trying to hit on her.


Before it was official when my softball team asked in front of my gf i said "she's my cousin" then i kissed her.

The rest of the season they referred to her as my cousin. "how's your cousin" and "did you lay pipe to your cousin yet" to me and "what's up cuz" when she came around.

Not the best response, but amusing and goes with my personality.
 

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I would have said something like 'she wishes' or 'in her dreams' but I think Wyldfire's first response is far better. :crackup: Good work.
 
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