"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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when someone asks, "is this your GF?"

isotope

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what is the best response when you are out with a girl and someone asks, "Is this your girlfriend?"

additional facts:
-assume that you have not clarified with the girl whether you are GF/BF.

-assume that you have been on 3, maybe four or five dates but you just arent at that steady stage where you can use the label "girlfriend"

-assume that the person asking is just curious, they are not trying to hit on her.



should i go with something CF, such as "she's competing for the spot..."

or shoudl i be frank and say "well maybe eventually, but weve only been on X dates..."
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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"Her? She's my babysitter. Now stop asking so many questions...I'm trying to convince her it's time to take me home and give me a bath."

or

"Oh, she's my grandmother. Does this place have a seniors discount?"
 

Jariel

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This is an awkward one I get a lot and I have used various replies in the past, such as:

"She might be if she plays her cards right"

"She wishes!" or "In her dreams!"

"No, but I'm working on it"

"Not yet. I'm still testing her out"

"I have no idea who she is. She just keeps following me around"

"No, she's just my bit of rough"

"She's my personal bodyguard"

"Why do you ask? Has she got competition?"



Depends on the girl. I prefer to avoid giving serious responses as it creates a feeling of awkwardness which neither of you would want.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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solo1

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"she's my sister, dont you see how childish she is?"

last time i was at a pool hall, the cashier guy i knew he was asking me who she is. I replied , "she's my sister cant you see the resemblance?" that just made her want me more. Of course he had a boggled look on his face, haha
 

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Originally posted by isotope
what is the best response when you are out with a girl and someone asks, "Is this your girlfriend?"

additional facts:
-assume that you have not clarified with the girl whether you are GF/BF.

-assume that you have been on 3, maybe four or five dates but you just arent at that steady stage where you can use the label "girlfriend"

-assume that the person asking is just curious, they are not trying to hit on her.


Before it was official when my softball team asked in front of my gf i said "she's my cousin" then i kissed her.

The rest of the season they referred to her as my cousin. "how's your cousin" and "did you lay pipe to your cousin yet" to me and "what's up cuz" when she came around.

Not the best response, but amusing and goes with my personality.
 

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I would have said something like 'she wishes' or 'in her dreams' but I think Wyldfire's first response is far better. :crackup: Good work.
 
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