"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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When do you go down (on her) ??

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Originally posted by MindOverMatter
I'm not discouraged by it nor do I think it's a chore. Like I said, I eat my GF out all the time.

I just refuse to do it for some broad I just met. I'm not desperate to impress to the point I'll risk my health with some girl who I prolly wouldn't wanna stay longer with then 2-3 weeks anyway. I've read some of your posts in the Mature Man Ulrick, and from the way you talk, you seem to be really into the online field. I hope you're not going down on every girl you meet online, lol. Some of those girls have passed around more often then a basketball in Steve Nash's hands. If that's how you wanna live your life, do what makes you happy, just make sure you're getting tested.

Also man, while your tip is right on the spot, it looks like a copy and paste off some sex website people can find through google. You are hyping cunnilingus to be some near impossible task, when it really isn't. If a girl likes being eaten out, and is comfortable with you, giving her a ****oral O is easy. From my experiance, it's 20% technique, 80% psychological.

Which is the reason I assume most guys go down right away on girls they just met. They feel more confident that they can give her a ****oral one over a vaginal one, and just want to make a good impression on their first night with the broad. It's not worth putting your health at risk over man. If you can give her several vaginals on your first night with her, she wont even notice that you didn't eat her out and you'll be protected. You can save the oral for girls you know are clean.
thanks a lot for the advice, i appreciate it. and no, i'm not "really into" online stuff. and if you think that my description is a near impossible task, well..that's your business.

hey guys, never once did i suggest that you go down on a chick who is a slut. it is understood, is it not, that you don't give the time of day to sluts.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Originally posted by Julian
ive never gone down on a girl.
you should...i recommend it.

all of you that are like "omg id never go down on a girl" are just like all the girls that i hear saying "eww i wont suck your **** thats nasty". the girls that know how to suck **** are the best ones, and is probably the same with guys.
 

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I love going down on women. For a long time I did not like doing this, and I put it off and put it off, preferring to work my fingers. Then I discovered I have a prehensile tongue, and now I am known as one of the greatest lovers in the world.

The key to great cunnilingus is loving it from the depths of your very soul. You have to love to lick it. Lick it like a hungry dog. Women will love you for it.

If only the women loved fellatio as much as I do...
 

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Originally posted by doctoroxygen

If only the women loved fellatio as much as I do...
they do
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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