"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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TxCowboy

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Lately , I've been last minute with girls when it comes to phone calls. I was considering asking an ex to a club tomorrow night by calling her up tonight to schedule it. Girl has a high IL

Anyone think this should be done at last minute sometime tomorrow or else tonight ?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I have a differing opinion about going out with your ex, but I will leave it at that.

Women like guys to be spontaneous. Calling her up tomorrow last minute would be better. I would say a friend couldn't go and just seeing if you want to get together. If she comes up with a lame excuse not to, tell her to cancel her plans, you are more fun.
 
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Why the hell are you calling your ex to hang out? :woo: Nah, you just wanna bang her, come on, you can be honest. Use the right head.
 
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