"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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when a woman says "do you wanna F me" for a joke, what's a good response?

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azanon said:
Why are you giving advise on women? Though i generally don't read your troll posts, I read enough to understand that you're still a virgin. Virgins should listen to advise on this stuff, not give it.
Because I can. This is quotes from a book, "The Game" from Neil Strauss.
So yeah, I listened to advice from that book, on that stuff, and posted that here.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Luke Skywalker said:
Because I can. This is quotes from a book, "The Game" from Neil Strauss.
So yeah, I listened to advice from that book, on that stuff, and posted that here.
Luke you have no room to be giving advice. Your clearly a loser who doesn't understand "The game" just quit speaking.
 

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Well, since I'm young (17) compared to some of you guys (no offense:eek: )in any sort of sh1t test like this I like to say something like, "Ill no, girls are gross and have couties, and I haven't had my couties shot!"


Haha that seems so stupid written down but they always seem to respond positively to it so I dunno...
 

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Luke Skywalker said:
Still doesn't change the fact it's a sh1t test. This girl is throwing herself on him, if he goes "wtf do you mean?" he fails, if he goes "yes, can we fvck now?" he fails, but looks at her smiles and goes "respect" then it's a pass, right?

Yes it's a sh1t test, but what does Respect say when they ask you a question?

imagine this:

"Hey would you like a sandwich?"

"Respect"

":confused: "

i like that one about get in line too, nice one.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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tell her she would have to wine and dine you before you can decide.
 
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