"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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When a girl asks what do you look for in a girl?

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I would list Physical traits (things she Can change and things she can't) I look for in a woman, like the Hands #!, height #2, non-smoking #3, minimal or no tats #4, attitude #5, not too overweight #6. She comes to me to see if she is some of these things and the rest she knows she is. Women spend hundreds a month on hair-dressing. Hit them in the stomach where they spend the most.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Im going to use your idea Poonani, the list first, then add the pulse joke. A bit of of a combination.


Ex..
1:Height
2:Hair
3:No tattoos
4:Attitude
5:In shape

And as a bonus im also looking for a girl with a pulse. Although I am willing to compromise for the right girl ;)


Thanks bro.

This site has been fu*kin amazing so far. I cant thank you guys enough.
 

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Crissco said:
Im going to use your idea Poonani, the list first, then add the pulse joke. A bit of of a combination.

please dont use that pulse joke man, **** just sounds creepy.
 

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HolyG said:
please dont use that pulse joke man, **** just sounds creepy.
Thinking about it yea it does but, I just tryed it out on a random girl, we'll see how it works out and ill get back to you on that. lol
 

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Crissco said:
Thinking about it yea it does but, I just tryed it out on a random girl, we'll see how it works out and ill get back to you on that. lol


Just turn it into a joke

"What do you look for in a girl?"

Girls with big mustaches...thats hot.

Really big...really huge....enormous...feet.

Any girl that can dunk a basketball has my heart...

My dad always said a girl that can milk the cows and bake some pie is the one for me!!
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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HolyG said:
Just turn it into a joke

"What do you look for in a girl?"

Girls with big mustaches...thats hot.

Really big...really huge....enormous...feet.

Any girl that can dunk a basketball has my heart...

My dad always said a girl that can milk the cows and bake some pie is the one for me!!
I can, those are funny ones. But I like Poon's idea better. Its straight forward, blut, straight to the point, and shows what u want.

I can always add the girls with big mustaches at the end, that one made me laugh.
 

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When they ask "do you have a girlfriend?"

I usually respond playfully and say:

"You want me!(smirk)" They usually giggle and confess they're feeling hot for me; this really helps me when I get a doubt or two in my mind wondering if she likes me.

OR

"Actually, I have a wife AND a girlfriend; I like to make many women happy at a time" keep a straight face until she starts giving you the WTF look or is about to slap you and then give her a smirk and a punch on the arm = magic! :yes:
 

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Crissco said:
What answers do you normally give without giving out too much info?
Long HEALTHY hair.

Child of Asian/Israeli/Hard Working Immigrants.

Doesn't talk a lot about nonsense.

Sex any time.

Eats healthy food / In shape

Well informed, but not a news cycle.

Under 25.
 

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I usually make fun of them for asking a lame question like that
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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