When a girl asks what do you look for in a girl?

[Poonani Maker]

I would list Physical traits (things she Can change and things she can't) I look for in a woman, like the Hands #!, height #2, non-smoking #3, minimal or no tats #4, attitude #5, not too overweight #6. She comes to me to see if she is some of these things and the rest she knows she is. Women spend hundreds a month on hair-dressing. Hit them in the stomach where they spend the most.

 

[Crissco]

Im going to use your idea Poonani, the list first, then add the pulse joke. A bit of of a combination.


Ex..
1:Height
2:Hair
3:No tattoos
4:Attitude
5:In shape

And as a bonus im also looking for a girl with a pulse. Although I am willing to compromise for the right girl


Thanks bro.

This site has been fu*kin amazing so far. I cant thank you guys enough.

 

[HolyG]

Im going to use your idea Poonani, the list first, then add the pulse joke. A bit of of a combination.

please dont use that pulse joke man, **** just sounds creepy.

 

[Crissco]

please dont use that pulse joke man, **** just sounds creepy.

Thinking about it yea it does but, I just tryed it out on a random girl, we'll see how it works out and ill get back to you on that. lol

 

[HolyG]

Thinking about it yea it does but, I just tryed it out on a random girl, we'll see how it works out and ill get back to you on that. lol

Just turn it into a joke

"What do you look for in a girl?"

Girls with big mustaches...thats hot.

Really big...really huge....enormous...feet.

Any girl that can dunk a basketball has my heart...

My dad always said a girl that can milk the cows and bake some pie is the one for me!!

 

[Crissco]

Just turn it into a joke

"What do you look for in a girl?"

Girls with big mustaches...thats hot.

Really big...really huge....enormous...feet.

Any girl that can dunk a basketball has my heart...

My dad always said a girl that can milk the cows and bake some pie is the one for me!!

I can, those are funny ones. But I like Poon's idea better. Its straight forward, blut, straight to the point, and shows what u want.

I can always add the girls with big mustaches at the end, that one made me laugh.

 

[GameTime76]

I would look at her and say... You seem to be what I'm looking for.

 

[Masculinity]

When they ask "do you have a girlfriend?"

I usually respond playfully and say:

"You want me!(smirk)" They usually giggle and confess they're feeling hot for me; this really helps me when I get a doubt or two in my mind wondering if she likes me.

OR

"Actually, I have a wife AND a girlfriend; I like to make many women happy at a time" keep a straight face until she starts giving you the WTF look or is about to slap you and then give her a smirk and a punch on the arm = magic! :yes:

 

[Rhoto]

What answers do you normally give without giving out too much info?

Long HEALTHY hair.

Child of Asian/Israeli/Hard Working Immigrants.

Doesn't talk a lot about nonsense.

Sex any time.

Eats healthy food / In shape

Well informed, but not a news cycle.

Under 25.

 

[handle]

I usually make fun of them for asking a lame question like that