when a girl asks about sex

[blackbelt2k]

So i was talking on the phone last night with a chick i met offline. She comes out and asks me, how many women have i slept with.. this is the convo:

ME: i don't know, i don't keep count
HB: wow, its that many, you can't keep count, your a *****
Me: what does it matter, i'm talking toyou know aren't I?
HB: blah blah, how many
and this continues until she's says:
HB: give me a proximity
ME: 12, In the proximity of 12

whats a better way to handle this?

 

[navyseal2101]

There was a thread on this recently, I think the consensus was a sarcastic answer like "how many stars are in the sky?". There was one really funny one but I cant remmember it.

 

[blackbelt2k]

yea, but what happens when they keep buggin you for the answer... i was like shietttt

 

[navyseal2101]

Well the only thing that i can remmember that could mabye work would be this, but I doubt it would help, b/c she still might ask more.
Her: So how many ppl have you slept with?
You: You first
Her: [w/e number], how abut you?
You: I hope it's not a competition, b/c I hate losing.
Her: Youve slept with less than [X] people.
You: Oh, you consider less losing?

That may shut her up, but idk wht shes like.

 

[IamMyownMan]

If you are not quick-witted or a smart ass, just show some back bone and tell her,
"That is none of your buisness."

And don't cave in when she keeps bugging you about it, cause she will.

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

"Why do you want to know?"

 

[Docs]

Man, you guys think of some brutal questions.

Like the above, she doens't need to know, or you can be honest, or you can round off. No big deal. If you're over 20, it's EXPECTED that you've had some.

 

[Charm]

Her: How many times have you had sex?
Me: How many posts does Docs have on sosuave?
Her: WOW THATS A LOT!!!!!
Me: Nah, you should see Francisco d'Anconia!
Her: OMG you pimp!
Me: Gimme a BJ!
Her: Anything you say!!

 

[Gangster Of Love]

First Answer:

"Hmm, this week?"


Second Answer:

"Does my mom count?" (sarcastically, for you geeks who won't get it)


Third Answer:

"I don't sleep with girls. I have them go home after we are done"


Fourth Answer:

"Thousands"

Stick to your last answer, because she will keep asking, if you've allowed it to get that far.

 

[On Point]

I would just keep deflecting her with humor the first few times.

Her: How many people have you slept with?
You: Today? None.

etc. If she really presses you, like someone said, just say it's none of her business.

 

[bachelor]

I would joke around with her... Since it was online I would have been I don't discuss these things over the internet. Did u know her already or just over the net?

 

[Gangster Of Love]

I would joke around with her... Since it was online I would have been I don't discuss these things over the internet. Did u know her already or just over the net?

Yet another example why most of you have no business getting into conversations online. If you must date online, take it to the phone ASAP, and just to set up a meeting. Stop allowing women to make you jump through her hoops. Take charge.

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

...Stop allowing women to make you jump through her hoops. Take charge.

:yes: Amen.

 

[blackbelt2k]

actually i met her off plentyoffish, and it was on the phone... i have a date with her tomorrow, she's taking me a bbq party.. im gonna try to get some head, i'll report how things go