RickTheToad
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What's wrong with this image? And no, it's that that says MSNBC.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
EyeBRollin
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Care to enlighten us?
RickTheToad
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The show is called, Morning Joe. It's hosted by the dude with the glasses, Joe Scarborough. He's in the background, his wife, is in the front middle.
Some of their previous headers.
The wife is taking over the show. I just find it amusing.
Some of their previous headers.
The wife is taking over the show. I just find it amusing.
backseatjuan
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It has nothing to do with wifes running things. It's a business project and they do have producers, they do whatever audience demands. It's a business move. By the way, I was going to say that joe is probably holding ass of the young guy.
RickTheToad
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Not too sure about that chico. The headers started to change once he married his current wife (the blond). Which, consequentially, they we both cheating on their previous spouses. So, there you go. This Mika lady is one piece of work. She's a boss lady alright.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
EyeBRollin
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He’s a fool. But touché, I didn’t catch onto that.
logicallefty
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He was foolish enough to marry her. But now that he has, hey, at least she is contributing to his work and cause. That's good because when she divorces him and collects his assets, at least she did a little something. She contributed to the household income and didn't just go to Starbucks, go out buying shoes, watch soaps, and sit on Facebook all day while he worked. Maybe he can avoid the alimony this way sense she was doing 'equal' work as him.
RickTheToad
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They are both made for each other. Stats don't lie. Adulterers who cheat and marry do no last. Hey, at least she's attractive. Though, the short hair kills it for me. Paper bag time.