"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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What's up with the man-purse?

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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WTF sorry to say but that is weird and creepy. you wouldnt catch me dead with one of those. that is just p*ssy.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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johnny_depp said:
WTF sorry to say but that is weird and creepy. you wouldnt catch me dead with one of those. that is just p*ssy.
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It's a European thing like someone said above, trust me it doesn't stop anyone from getting laid over there.
 
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Uhhh...thats gay.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Hey! HEY!

Just as it's noone's business ("") what's in a woman's purse, it's noone's business what is in my attache.

*erhem*

*straightens tie*

How dare you!

(good thing there are locks on it!)
 
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Deus ex Pianoforte said:
What do you those "guys" got in there anyway? Their freakin' tampons and lip gloss?
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Close.



Stripper glitter and mascara.
 
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"European" ??? No way... a danish or german male with at least one ball left wouldn´t be caught dead with such a megagay thing.
In Russia they are popular (don´t understand why), you see definitely non gay guys actually running around with it. Guess asian influence. But not everybody. Not me. Not ever.
 
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Facts:
Most designers are gay men.

Many gays fantasize about turning straight men gay.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Vulpine said:
What kind of vaganized society calls it a purse?
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Purse wasn't originally feminine at all anyway. It's still gay. :crackup:
 
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